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Old 09-14-2018, 10:26 AM   #66201
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Are we sharing feeling today?
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:49 AM   #66202
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What would you like me to feel?
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:56 PM   #66203
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Can we talk about feelings
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Old 09-14-2018, 01:22 PM   #66204
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Shall we have our own chat show?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:18 PM   #66205
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What would we call it?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:20 PM   #66206
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What about Rob and the Diva?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:23 PM   #66207
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What if that makes my heart soar, but at the same time drags down our ratings?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:27 PM   #66208
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Hey.. but you can't have your beaver and eat it too, or can You?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:28 PM   #66209
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Could we make that the topic of our first show?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:31 PM   #66210
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How sexciting would that show be??
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:33 PM   #66211
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Should we start it off with a bang?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:35 PM   #66212
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Isn't that the best way to start?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:39 PM   #66213
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Should we hold some creating meetings and talk about that?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:42 PM   #66214
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Are we only going to talk at these meetings?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:43 PM   #66215
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Would just talking limit us too much?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:46 PM   #66216
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Don't actions speaker louder than words?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:49 PM   #66217
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Can you keep your voice down?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:52 PM   #66218
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*whispers* sorry was I getting too excited?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:53 PM   #66219
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How would I check?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:56 PM   #66220
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Are my cheeks flushed?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:58 PM   #66221
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Should I kiss them to make them better?
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:02 PM   #66222
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*leans closer* do you think that will help or worsen things?
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:05 PM   #66223
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Shouldn't we help each other as thoroughly as humanly possible?
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:10 PM   #66224
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Oh, is that what it's called there?...helping ?
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:15 PM   #66225
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Shouldn't we work out the kinks in our creating meeting?
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