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Old 01-06-2018, 09:45 PM   #8401
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:51 PM   #8402
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it's not -25 and that's all that matters!
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:55 PM   #8403
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Fifties....tomorrow will be sixty. I'm almost in shorts!
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:08 PM   #8404
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Rain and a high in the 40s...
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:24 PM   #8405
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Warmer. The snow has nearly melted and the fog looks kinda spooky
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:17 PM   #8406
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It's like 30 something and the wind is blowing 30 something and the dog had to pee so I just froze my ass off. This is the south come on mother nature get your shit together!
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:32 PM   #8407
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Cold, snowy and icy
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:46 PM   #8408
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Warm and sunny. Yes I'm bragging.
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:06 PM   #8409
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there's fucking ice on EVERYTHING!
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:18 PM   #8410
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Come home from my kids house and there still ice on my door steps and my porch , but it 34 degrees and only got up to 38 today .
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:34 PM   #8411
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Cold and getting colder
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:46 PM   #8412
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:15 PM   #8413
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Getting cold with chance of more snow later this week....I am pretty sure snow is illegal here
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Old 01-14-2018, 12:07 AM   #8414
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High of 84. And it’s winter. For reals
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:56 PM   #8415
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Snowing with a 100% chance of freezing my ass off.

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Old 01-16-2018, 11:03 PM   #8416
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Yep! It's friggin snowing in Auburn and icy ...no school but plenty of work at home tomorrow!
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Old 01-17-2018, 10:10 AM   #8417
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An inch of snow and temps below freezing have brought the Tennessee Valley to a slippery halt. What woosies..says this former New England survivor.

No school in three days. Kids out trying to ride sleds with grass popping through a whisper of white.very cute.
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Old 01-17-2018, 10:14 AM   #8418
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Bone chilling cold with a solid flizzard happening this morning.
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:33 PM   #8419
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Somewhat warm, with a slice of HOLY FUCK ICE STORM
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:36 PM   #8420
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Gloomy but warm
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:24 PM   #8421
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cloudy but warm , chance of rain later tonight.
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:21 AM   #8422
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Windy and cool but the sun is shining!
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:23 AM   #8423
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Gloomy and cooler...at least it's not sub zero
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Old 01-23-2018, 12:00 PM   #8424
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50s sunny and breezy.
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Old 01-23-2018, 12:25 PM   #8425
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Just like that ^^^^^ (we can see the silver lining even through the gloom, lol)
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