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Old 06-22-2017, 09:48 AM   #7401
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This dude needs coffee.
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:54 AM   #7402
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I like your eyes.
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:56 AM   #7403
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I like your eyes.
Now they're smiling with coffee in hand.
Wanna sip?
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:57 AM   #7404
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Now they're smiling with coffee in hand.
Wanna sip?
The temptation is strong at the moment. Stop being so handsome!
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:01 AM   #7405
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The temptation is strong at the moment. Stop being so handsome!
Hmmm. If only we put that temptation into action.
"Waves a wiff of fresh coffee her way..."
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:16 AM   #7406
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:39 AM   #7407
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if my eyes can talk I would be rich
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Old 06-22-2017, 01:36 PM   #7408
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They are dead
Where's the life ?
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Old 06-22-2017, 01:45 PM   #7409
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Old 06-22-2017, 06:18 PM   #7410
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What's that smell? Are you wearing 2 day old panties?
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Old 06-22-2017, 06:28 PM   #7411
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What's that smell? Are you wearing 2 day old panties?
She wore Sunday twice, we will allow it.
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Old 06-22-2017, 06:53 PM   #7412
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Right they're saying feed me.
Pork roast is in the oven.
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Old 06-22-2017, 07:56 PM   #7413
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Fix me a sandwich woman and don't give me any of your lip.
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Old 06-22-2017, 07:57 PM   #7414
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Fix me a sandwich woman and don't give me any of your lip.
No lip?

Huh. Just bunghole for you then.

Bologna?
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:06 PM   #7415
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:14 PM   #7416
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They're much bigger in real life!
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:37 PM   #7417
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No lip?

Huh. Just bunghole for you then.

Bologna?
"Fix me a sandwich woman and don't give me any of your lip."

I actually heard a guy say that at a fishing lodge in British Columbia.

I couldn't stop laughing.
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:39 PM   #7418
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Prolly something like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mDQbma9VXDk
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:42 PM   #7419
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Jeezus log off it's time
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:01 PM   #7420
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Truthfully, that I am unhappy. But I am working on fixing that one way or the other.
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:15 PM   #7421
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Old 06-23-2017, 03:40 PM   #7422
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you really could use at least 1 more hour
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:28 PM   #7423
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I like what I'm seeing
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Old 06-23-2017, 06:32 PM   #7424
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Hey THANKS!

Nothing says Good Mornin Sunshine like the invigorating feel of tea tree oil shampoo in the eyes!
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Old 06-23-2017, 06:39 PM   #7425
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