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Old 06-18-2018, 04:40 PM   #7201
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True dat.

I’ll correct myself...

Happiness is giving your inner demons erotic asphyxiation.

Babe, what would I do without you? I’d be a hot mess!
You’re my hot mess!

Grab and pull my untamed heathens in and they’ll grab your pair. Our demons can play a game of grab ass....and command one another as they dare.

And maybe they can give each other a new attitude, but then again...what’s the fun in that? Keep feeding up them, DJ....I’m the one reaping the sensual mental satisfaction.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:36 PM   #7202
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deleting fakes off my friends list..Yes I know your pic is of a director, actor and playwright..Geez and I think someone who used to be here ..
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:48 PM   #7203
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deleting fakes off my friends list..Yes I know your pic is of a director, actor and playwright..Geez and I think someone who used to be here ..
Damn...message received....loud and clear.

He had no clue it could flip on him like that...only explanation for the stupidity.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:51 PM   #7204
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Damn...message received....loud and clear.

He had no clue it could flip on him like that...only explanation for the stupidity.
HAH I knew the second I looked at the pic but played along for a reason and now I know its easy to do a search
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:57 PM   #7205
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So silly that guy was. For you vets on here this ain’t y’alls first rodeo. It was dumb fuck’s tho. Oh well, movin on...
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:01 PM   #7206
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Geritol, saggy stockings and retirement!
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Old 06-19-2018, 08:52 AM   #7207
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A long nights sleep
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Old 06-19-2018, 10:57 AM   #7208
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A long nights sleep
Jealous! Can’t wait to have one of those soon....

That deep REM drool on your pillow kind of sleep.
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Old 06-19-2018, 11:03 AM   #7209
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is being with my grand kids and feeling their little arms around me.
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Old 06-19-2018, 11:44 AM   #7210
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not caring too much about thoughts of the eyerollers
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:43 PM   #7211
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Dropping 2 more pounds. 180 plus to 157...shooting for 150’ish.
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:45 PM   #7212
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Dropping 2 more pounds. 180 plus to 157...shooting for 150’ish.
That a girl! I know of some ways we could get you there!
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:49 PM   #7213
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Seeing my boo get some me time for herself.
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Old 06-19-2018, 05:10 PM   #7214
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seeing my painting looking like the picture on the box.
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Old 06-19-2018, 07:41 PM   #7215
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Riding with the top down on a warm summer night.......
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Old 06-19-2018, 07:46 PM   #7216
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Riding with the top down on a warm summer night.......

I don't know if you're talking about automobiles or clothing, both are good though.
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Old 06-19-2018, 08:05 PM   #7217
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seeing my friends happy .
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Old 06-19-2018, 08:27 PM   #7218
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I don't know if you're talking about automobiles or clothing, both are good though.
Car top... lol .....but my top off would be fun as well.
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Old 06-19-2018, 09:34 PM   #7219
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peppermint oil on my toesies on a hot day

oh. And otter pops.
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Old 06-19-2018, 09:40 PM   #7220
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Tiger balm in all the right places.
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Old 06-19-2018, 11:30 PM   #7221
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Observing a family enjoying yoga. The kids couldn’t resist climbing onto dads back as he was in a “table top” pose. They wanted a horsey ride. It was precious.
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Tiger balm in all the right places.
That stuff is exhilarating! lol
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Old 06-19-2018, 11:37 PM   #7223
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That stuff is exhilarating! lol

Certainly in my experience it is!
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Old 06-19-2018, 11:56 PM   #7224
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All you can eat steak! I was torn between all you can eat women....
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Certainly in my experience it is!
Just don’t apply it to your junk.
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