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Old 07-16-2010, 07:53 PM   #1
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why do women always mean the opposite to what they actually say??
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:55 PM   #2
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Actually, its been my experience that a woman means exactly what she says....she'll just change her mind from time to time.
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I don't think we are hard to understand at all. It may be that men just don't know how to listen.
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I say exactly what is on my mind....mean exactly what I say....and sometimes guys don't understand that either!
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I say exactly what is on my mind....mean exactly what I say....and sometimes guys don't understand that either!
GET OUT!!! You?! You're a pussycat!
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:06 PM   #6
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I'm glad you know me so well Lady!
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I know...saying, "please take out the garbage" a few hundred times is very difficult to understand.
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why do women always mean the opposite to what they actually say??

I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

Why are men so hard to understand? They say what they think you want to hear. LOL
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You have to learn to listen and not just hear what we are saying....just sayin'
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we tell you what you want to hear so not to upset you! its tough being a guy you women have it easy!!! lol
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:15 PM   #11
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we tell you what you want to hear so not to upset you! its tough being a guy you women have it easy!!! lol
Especially when we're picking up your dirty underwear off the floor!
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Because we don't come with a "pause", "forward", "delete" button like their remote controls...just sayin so they have to think before proceeding with caution!
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we tell you what you want to hear so not to upset you! its tough being a guy you women have it easy!!! lol
Oh mylanta, you have got to be kidding me, women have it so easy. Try having a baby or how about some hot flashes and night sweats. LOL

I would much rather not be told what one thinks I want to hear just to avoid confrontation, what have you. Just be honest
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I know...saying, "please take out the garbage" a few hundred times is very difficult to understand.

Garbage,take out please, see if you talk like yoda, we understand perfectly
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we tell you what you want to hear so not to upset you! its tough being a guy you women have it easy!!! lol

well thats the problem...we say it like it is and men work their way around it
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:20 PM   #16
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Perhaps I'm wrong, but this sort of post seems the equivalent of taping a sign on your back which reads:

WOMEN - PLEASE KICK ME!

Yet, let's see what Happy and Sneaky have to say.
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we tell you what you want to hear so not to upset you! its tough being a guy you women have it easy!!! lol

I prefer hearing what you have to say....what I want to hear doesn't get me any where!
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hey do you know my wife?????????
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:30 PM   #19
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ohhhhh Tezza....you are a brave little newbie, aren't you???

Oh wait...I should come back to edit my post to be clear. I am SAYING....you are new and are going to get POUNDED on by the fiesty women on here!!! LOL
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I do!!! Want me to tell her you said hello?
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why do women always mean the opposite to what they actually say??
Hi...I'm Sneaky. We have a Newbie Training Camp thread that I request you report to. You need to be stripped down & rebuild. LOL.

And I ALWAYS say what I mean. You ass.
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the following conversation took place the night I told my husband I wanted a divorce:

Me: you've had it pretty good because you can never say you didn't know what I was thinking or what I wanted.

Him: true, I just wasn't smart enough to listen or pay attention.


End of discussion. Need I say more??
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the following conversation took place the night I told my husband I wanted a divorce:

Me: you've had it pretty good because you can never say you didn't know what I was thinking or what I wanted.

Him: true, I just wasn't smart enough to listen or pay attention.


End of discussion. Need I say more??
Case closed! *smacks gavel* Next!
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because most men don't take the time to ever understand a woman, funny how most women can understand men... what do we have that men don't?
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