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Old 02-01-2021, 12:55 AM   #36876
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Meat is most enjoyable when marinade has been applied
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Old 03-03-2021, 01:09 PM   #36877
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applied for new opportunities, let's see what happens
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Old 03-15-2021, 08:50 PM   #36878
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Old 03-16-2021, 10:32 AM   #36879
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it looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today
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Old 03-19-2021, 10:53 AM   #36880
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Today is Friday and I'm glad !
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Old 03-22-2021, 08:48 PM   #36881
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glad to have the day over
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Old 03-23-2021, 11:30 AM   #36882
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Over the last year I've accrued so much holiday but there is nowhere to go
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Old 03-23-2021, 01:43 PM   #36883
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Go anywhere you want in your mind...just close your eyes.
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Old 03-23-2021, 09:19 PM   #36884
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Old 03-24-2021, 12:24 AM   #36885
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soul has been broken over that past few weeks
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Old 03-24-2021, 01:37 PM   #36886
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Weeks turn to months, and suddenly, they are years....
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Old 03-30-2021, 07:39 PM   #36887
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Years ago, you could not have convinced me that a pandemic would happen in my lifetime.
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Old 03-31-2021, 12:53 AM   #36888
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lifetime is what this last year has felt like
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Old 03-31-2021, 01:15 PM   #36889
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Like, "oh my God!" (my valley girl impersonation)
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Old 04-01-2021, 11:29 PM   #36890
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Impersonation is very difficult to master.
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Old 04-05-2021, 01:25 PM   #36891
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Old 04-12-2021, 09:48 AM   #36892
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brand new deck of cards need to be broken in
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