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Old 06-06-2018, 06:28 PM   #62976
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Oh shit...I get excited talking about her...ok, hows this...

Wouldn't anyone love teasing someone that adorable?
should I get to know her?
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Old 06-06-2018, 11:40 PM   #62977
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I'm here just for the show
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Old 06-06-2018, 11:42 PM   #62978
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Is there a show?
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Old 06-07-2018, 12:12 PM   #62979
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What are you showing?
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:21 PM   #62980
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Could I show you something in a revealing teddy?
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:34 PM   #62981
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Sure. What did you have in mind?
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Old 06-10-2018, 09:08 PM   #62982
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Why do you always answer a question with a question?
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Old 06-10-2018, 10:21 PM   #62983
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Isn't that the rule of the thread?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:46 PM   #62984
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Are you making up rules as you go ?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:47 PM   #62985
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Do you have any specific rules to add?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:48 PM   #62986
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Could I take a minute and think ?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:51 PM   #62987
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Well yea but! Is it fair to keep me waiting for your answer?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:53 PM   #62988
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Oh yuu wat me to answer ?
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:55 PM   #62989
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Of course! Isn't interaction the idea?
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:04 PM   #62990
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Now you want me to think ?
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:06 AM   #62991
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Don't you like to think? Perhaps naughty thoughts?
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:11 AM   #62992
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Is that the opposite of Peter Pan's happy place?
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Old 06-13-2018, 09:10 PM   #62993
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Is Neverland near Wonderland?
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Old 06-13-2018, 09:17 PM   #62994
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So who should we ask? Michael or Alice?
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Old 06-13-2018, 10:02 PM   #62995
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Isnt Disneyland in between?
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:46 PM   #62996
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Do I have to choose just one?
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:57 PM   #62997
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Should we check with Eenie, Meanie, Miney and Moe?
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:19 PM   #62998
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What about the tiger?
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:19 PM   #62999
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You mean the eye of the tiger?
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Old 06-14-2018, 03:33 PM   #63000
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Does that mean getting up close and personal with the tiger?
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