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Old 09-23-2009, 11:39 PM   #26
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If they look similar to your spouse. Then it's just a tribute.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:41 PM   #27
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:48 PM   #28
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:51 PM   #29
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:55 PM   #30
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:57 PM   #31
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:58 PM   #32
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:54 PM   #33
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:13 AM   #34
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:33 AM   #35
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:36 AM   #36
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:08 AM   #37
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:28 AM   #38
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:29 AM   #39
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:31 AM   #40
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..........because it's your dog!
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:15 AM   #41
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..........because it's your dog!
Couldn't we have made it through this thread without a beastiality reference? Really?? lol
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:18 AM   #42
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:19 AM   #43
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Couldn't we have made it through this thread without a beastiality reference? Really?? lol

You obviously have not seen the movie "Road Trip."

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to rent this movie and TRY to not laugh your ass off!
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:23 AM   #44
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You obviously have not seen the movie "Road Trip."

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to rent this movie and TRY to not laugh your ass off!
Aye aye cap'n. But I think I will still prefer a morning without picturing you with a dog...
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