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#5501 |
Master Noob
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Location: sailing the mighty mo
Age: 55
Posts: 1,653
Thanks: 186
Thanked 229 Times in 207 Posts
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We're still in bed Let your freak flag fly I'll put a patch over my eye
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Click it harder...... |
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#5502 |
Flirting God
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Location: Minnesota
Age: 39
Posts: 2,283
Thanks: 418
Thanked 558 Times in 423 Posts
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I’ve been gone a while Who wants to go for a ride On my smile? |
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#5503 |
live, laugh, love
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Location: PA Sunny tropical scranton
Age: 55
Posts: 4,046
Thanks: 1,208
Thanked 1,020 Times in 751 Posts
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![]() roses are red, some gourds are hollow
I can see by your posts here, you like to swallow |
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#5504 |
Everything I do
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Age: 43
Posts: 8,052
Thanks: 813
Thanked 1,839 Times in 1,602 Posts
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My balls are blue Please turn over So I can screw you
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Robin Hood |
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#5505 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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How can you sleep When I'm inside you Oh so deep |
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#5506 |
Sui Generis
![]() Join Date: May 2012
Location: Cloud 9- “Don’t take life too seriously, you will never get out alive.”
Age: 51
Posts: 9,267
Thanks: 5,219
Thanked 3,581 Times in 2,897 Posts
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your eyes ain’t blue I might be misled You lack follow through....
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#5507 |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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Age: 45
Posts: 64,825
Thanks: 33,155
Thanked 36,843 Times in 22,873 Posts
Blog Entries: 23
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Your weenie is stinky Wash your ass And I'll kiss your winky
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I'm mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself... |
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#5509 |
Greek god who can't draw
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Age: 39
Posts: 3,366
Thanks: 1,246
Thanked 1,163 Times in 860 Posts
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![]() Roses are red,
she wrote to her DILF. On the condition that you, make me your MILF. |
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#5510 |
Greek god who can't draw
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Age: 39
Posts: 3,366
Thanks: 1,246
Thanked 1,163 Times in 860 Posts
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Blindfolds are black Fool me once, shame Fool me twice, *crack* |
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#5511 |
Greek god who can't draw
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Age: 39
Posts: 3,366
Thanks: 1,246
Thanked 1,163 Times in 860 Posts
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![]() Roses are red,
violets are blue. All those cheesey songs, I want to sing to you. |
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#5512 |
Everything I do
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Age: 43
Posts: 8,052
Thanks: 813
Thanked 1,839 Times in 1,602 Posts
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![]() Come here baby
I love you
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Robin Hood |
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#5513 |
NEW YEAR NEW HOPES!
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Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 21,181
Thanks: 5,588
Thanked 3,210 Times in 2,981 Posts
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Your thighs are sexy and strong Climb on up here And ravage this dong
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#5515 |
Super Flirt
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Location: Alabama
Age: 41
Posts: 192
Thanks: 14
Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts
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Violets are violet. That doesnt ryhme. Sue me. |
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#5516 |
NEW YEAR NEW HOPES!
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Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 21,181
Thanks: 5,588
Thanked 3,210 Times in 2,981 Posts
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![]() Roses are red
She's cute and bright Playful and flirty Makes for a horny night
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#5517 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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My dick is long Will you put out If I sing you a song? |
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#5518 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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Friday is here I'll ride my bike And only stop for beer |
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#5520 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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I have to go I'm on the search For a sexy ho |
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#5521 |
Thread Ruiner
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Location: neither here nor there
Age: 56
Posts: 24,780
Thanks: 3,403
Thanked 8,812 Times in 7,220 Posts
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![]() Roses are red
get in my bed don't scream for your life we might wake my wife
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#5522 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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When I think about you I want us to get together And screw. |
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#5523 |
NEW YEAR NEW HOPES!
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Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 21,181
Thanks: 5,588
Thanked 3,210 Times in 2,981 Posts
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Your the gal I would Picka! Lay back, lose the thong And give me some of that Chicka!
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#5524 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
Posts: 12,463
Thanks: 3,705
Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts
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I was very polite So she pulled up her skirt And gave me delight |
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#5525 |
Greek god who can't draw
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Age: 39
Posts: 3,366
Thanks: 1,246
Thanked 1,163 Times in 860 Posts
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like hunny is to Pooh, Sweet, thick and sticky, like I am for you. |
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