Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Current Events And Real Life

Current Events And Real Life Kids, Holidays, Entertainment. Things that married people worry about with our clothes on.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 10-20-2015, 09:15 PM   #576
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

So the puppy brought me a snake today..I peed my pants no kidding
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2015, 11:32 AM   #577
daisyduck
***Beautiful disaster ***
 
daisyduck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Dixie!!
Age: 38
Posts: 30,145
Thanks: 6,674
Thanked 6,152 Times in 4,901 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like daisyduck Is God Like
Default

Anyone dressing up for Halloween? If so as in what?
__________________
daisyduck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2015, 11:42 AM   #578
Simply Just Me(f)
..... .. 🌻🌻🌻🌼🌼🌼.
 
Simply Just Me(f)'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the best place
Age: 49
Posts: 10,932
Thanks: 2,336
Thanked 2,035 Times in 1,676 Posts
Blog Entries: 2
Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like Simply Just Me(f) Is God Like
Default

Reminds me i gotta go get it ..uggg

I need a money tree in my backyard
Maybe not on pavement though
__________________
Simply Just Me(f) is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Simply Just Me(f) For This Useful Post:
Chillaxin (10-23-2015)
Old 10-21-2015, 12:15 PM   #579
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Always a step in front
Age: 59
Posts: 49,371
Thanks: 22,381
Thanked 25,831 Times in 20,443 Posts
Blog Entries: 18
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by daisyduck View Post
Anyone dressing up for Halloween? If so as in what?
Me

a Duck

Yeah...Imagination isnt my strong point
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2015, 01:44 AM   #580
redcat
Forum Leader
 
redcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Currently NC
Age: 62
Posts: 31,219
Thanks: 19,651
Thanked 13,437 Times in 8,558 Posts
Blog Entries: 32
redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceburn View Post
Me

a Duck

Yeah...Imagination isnt my strong point
Why am I suddenly seeing you waggling your tail feathers?
redcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2015, 09:35 PM   #581
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

I'm dressing up as Targaryen Daenerys from the Game of the thrones hey I can show boobs and ass anytime at the party.
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2015, 09:17 PM   #582
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

My yard is sprouting mushrooms as big as basketballs
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2015, 09:18 PM   #583
Amonte
(_o_)Y(_o_)
 
Amonte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 22,776
Thanks: 8,437
Thanked 6,054 Times in 4,999 Posts
Blog Entries: 7
Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like
Default

ok ill play...bumping a dix thread is a-ok

but..im failry sure she'll throw me out for comparing her mushroom to mushrooms
Amonte is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2015, 09:18 PM   #584
flake68
Free
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Here and there
Age: 49
Posts: 3,921
Thanks: 1,135
Thanked 651 Times in 512 Posts
flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like flake68 Is God Like
Default

I had a dream about roast beef last night
flake68 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2015, 09:44 PM   #585
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amonte View Post
ok ill play...bumping a dix thread is a-ok

but..im failry sure she'll throw me out for comparing her mushroom to mushrooms
Well hell darling there sure ain't no new threads......same ole bullshit people reply to maybe 10 times a day, how redundant and boring.
"Right before I signed in "while I just left 20 minutes ago, yet I'm signing in again I was washing my coffee pot..blahhhh boring
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to dixiechik For This Useful Post:
southern1 (11-06-2015)
Old 11-06-2015, 10:07 PM   #586
Amonte
(_o_)Y(_o_)
 
Amonte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 22,776
Thanks: 8,437
Thanked 6,054 Times in 4,999 Posts
Blog Entries: 7
Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dixiechik View Post
Well hell darling there sure ain't no new threads......same ole bullshit people reply to maybe 10 times a day, how redundant and boring.
"Right before I signed in "while I just left 20 minutes ago, yet I'm signing in again I was washing my coffee pot..blahhhh boring
well wtf do you want?

"How many times did you pluck your pubic hairs today?"

its not the threads, its how you abuse them
Amonte is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2015, 09:37 PM   #587
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Christmas shopping has begun ...oh the turmoil
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2015, 11:32 PM   #588
Iucunditas
Loving Bella
 
Iucunditas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Age: 49
Posts: 11,075
Thanks: 3,113
Thanked 5,979 Times in 5,527 Posts
Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like Iucunditas Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dixiechik View Post
Christmas shopping has begun ...oh the turmoil
I don't give any money to "The Walmart" or "The Bell Ringers" until after Thanksgiv'n!
__________________
It's like I'm reading a book...and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite...
Iucunditas is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Iucunditas For This Useful Post:
BellaLuna (11-23-2015), dixiechik (11-23-2015)
Old 11-21-2015, 11:34 PM   #589
redcat
Forum Leader
 
redcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Currently NC
Age: 62
Posts: 31,219
Thanks: 19,651
Thanked 13,437 Times in 8,558 Posts
Blog Entries: 32
redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like
Default

I don't want to dream tonight.
redcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2015, 02:09 AM   #590
PhillyCoffeeNut
Super Flirt
 
PhillyCoffeeNut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Philly
Age: 35
Posts: 423
Thanks: 42
Thanked 51 Times in 44 Posts
PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute PhillyCoffeeNut has a reputation beyond repute
Default

I'm up still baking two turkeys for a function tomorrow (today/Sunday) afternoon. Kitchen smells great, but I would love to go to bed soon.
PhillyCoffeeNut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2015, 04:48 PM   #591
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Winter=Hard Nipples
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2015, 04:50 PM   #592
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 48
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default

^^^^
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-08-2015, 09:29 PM   #593
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

My neighbors Xmas lights look like a Pink Floyd concert I'm waiting to see the pink pig
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to dixiechik For This Useful Post:
southern1 (12-11-2015)
Old 12-11-2015, 09:44 AM   #594
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 54
Posts: 21,046
Thanks: 10,070
Thanked 8,465 Times in 6,295 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default

I don't have a bucket list but you should see my fucket list
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2015, 09:48 AM   #595
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 48
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by southern1 View Post
I don't have a bucket list but you should see my fucket list
Isn't the concept still the same?
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to MisterBlueSky For This Useful Post:
southern1 (12-11-2015)
Old 12-11-2015, 10:26 AM   #596
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 54
Posts: 21,046
Thanks: 10,070
Thanked 8,465 Times in 6,295 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterBlueSky View Post
Isn't the concept still the same?
Depends on how ya look at
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2015, 08:52 PM   #597
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Why does a dog fart and never even blink an eye or notice at least they could lick your foot or sumthin.
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2015, 09:39 PM   #598
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 54
Posts: 21,046
Thanks: 10,070
Thanked 8,465 Times in 6,295 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dixiechik View Post
Why does a dog fart and never even blink an eye or notice at least they could lick your foot or sumthin.
Prezactly!!! We need some kind of warning!
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to southern1 For This Useful Post:
dixiechik (12-11-2015)
Old 12-23-2015, 03:38 PM   #599
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 48
Posts: 24,266
Thanks: 7,221
Thanked 9,231 Times in 5,938 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

Is it too early in the day to have a cocktail?
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-23-2015, 03:39 PM   #600
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 54
Posts: 21,046
Thanks: 10,070
Thanked 8,465 Times in 6,295 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dixiechik View Post
Is it too early in the day to have a cocktail?
am and pm does not matter! Go for it!
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:04 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.