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Old 03-30-2012, 10:19 PM   #25026
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aren't there somethings that are better when wet?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:24 PM   #25027
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Can be great.....dont you agree?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:51 PM   #25028
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Are we still talking about wet things?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:08 PM   #25029
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Why, did you take a shower?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:16 PM   #25030
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Do you think I need a shower?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:25 PM   #25031
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you smell bad?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:38 PM   #25032
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What can I do to smell like you?
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:46 PM   #25033
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Who has the answers in here ?
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:48 PM   #25034
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I'm full of questions, how about you?
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:49 PM   #25035
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Who will give me the answers ?
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:38 PM   #25036
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Once you have answers are there still questions left?
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #25037
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What are the questions?
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:57 PM   #25038
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Can you tell me?
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:58 PM   #25039
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What do you want to know?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:03 PM   #25040
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Are there lots of questions?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:05 PM   #25041
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Are you in those clothes now,Southern Lady?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:06 PM   #25042
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Always....are you surpised?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:09 PM   #25043
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Aren't surprises good?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:10 PM   #25044
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Is it possible not to be surprised when I imagined you that way?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:14 PM   #25045
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Were you hallucinating?

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Old 04-01-2012, 05:21 PM   #25046
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Does that mean I am mad?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:28 PM   #25047
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Are you mad for a reason?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:49 PM   #25048
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Can't we all just be happy?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:58 PM   #25049
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Why wouldn't we be?
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:03 PM   #25050
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Is rubber cement better than duct tape?
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