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Old 05-22-2010, 06:45 PM   #101
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isnt that complicated?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:46 PM   #102
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does it have to be complicated?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:47 PM   #103
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How can we simplify?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:47 PM   #104
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do we need to simplify?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:49 PM   #105
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Isn't that where k.i.s.s. came from?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:49 PM   #106
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is that the same as kiss?
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Old 05-23-2010, 03:37 PM   #107
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are acronyms overused?
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:09 PM   #108
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WTF would I know?
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:24 PM   #109
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Don't you know a lot?
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:27 PM   #110
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no not alot really
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:29 PM   #111
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Whose asking?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:08 AM   #112
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What are we asking about?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:21 AM   #113
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Any idea what the answers might be?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:22 AM   #114
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If not, I am sure we could make some up, couldn't we?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:33 AM   #115
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Want to brainstorm with me?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:35 AM   #116
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Would I turn down such an offer from you? (NO!...lol)
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:39 AM   #117
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How about the answer is "Yes, absolutely!"?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:42 AM   #118
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Or, how about a resounding "INDUBITABLY!" ?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:43 AM   #119
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Could the answer possibly be "Amazingly enough, no"?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:44 AM   #120
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I think that with you, "no" wouldn't be part of anyone's answer, would it? -grinning-
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:47 AM   #121
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Do you think not?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:49 AM   #122
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I wouldn't think anyone to be that crazy, would you?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:12 AM   #123
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Do you think that's why they call me Crazy?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:16 AM   #124
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Is that what they call you? -grinning-
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:19 AM   #125
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What would YOU like to call me? (snicker..snicker)
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