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Old 08-08-2010, 02:46 AM   #1276
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:48 AM   #1277
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Would the answer be the right one?
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:52 AM   #1278
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:55 AM   #1279
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Do you realize that I'm fiendin to KISS you???
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:01 AM   #1280
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Would it surprise you to learn I want the same thing?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:03 AM   #1281
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Would you look my way?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:05 AM   #1282
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Would you be willing to slow down your bike?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:07 AM   #1283
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What else would you like?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:09 AM   #1284
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Would you be willing to go for a ride if I went slower?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:11 AM   #1285
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Do you have an extra helmet?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:13 AM   #1286
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Would you like a jacket too?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:14 AM   #1287
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Is the weather cool enough for a jacket?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:15 AM   #1288
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Don't you want to protect your lovely body?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:18 AM   #1289
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Is it that dangerous?

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Old 08-08-2010, 03:21 AM   #1290
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Isn't the excitement worth the risk?

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Old 08-08-2010, 03:22 AM   #1291
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Do you always know exactly what to say?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:24 AM   #1292
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Do you always know what to ask?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:27 AM   #1293
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Would you have me any other way?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:29 AM   #1294
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Would you have me any way?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:34 AM   #1295
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Are you as good as you sound?
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:37 AM   #1296
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Would you enjoy finding out?
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:15 AM   #1297
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Why isn't anyone posting this morning? lol
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:02 AM   #1298
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Do I really hafta go to work when I could just post all day?
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:03 AM   #1299
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Don't you hate working on the weekends??
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:07 AM   #1300
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Aren't weekends for fun and relaxing?
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