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Old 05-25-2010, 08:22 AM   #126
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hmmm...is that a loaded question, or what? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:25 AM   #127
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Do you like loaded questions?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:25 AM   #128
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Heck I don't know I'm lost..aren't you?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:43 AM   #129
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not lost....do you want to be lost?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:45 AM   #130
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Aren't we all lost in our own "special" way?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:07 AM   #131
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Isn't the journey, many times, more fun than the destination?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:13 AM   #132
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The journey is always the adventurous part, isn't it?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:30 AM   #133
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the adventure is what makes it worth getting there, don't you think?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:36 AM   #134
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don't we only go around once?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:37 AM   #135
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though we may retravel a road, it is never the exact same, is it?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:50 AM   #136
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wouldn't the same exact path be boring?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:12 AM   #137
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depends on who the path was shared with, doesn't it?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:30 AM   #138
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Did you miss us raven?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:31 AM   #139
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I missed you terribly, did you miss the Raven?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:33 AM   #140
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but who is Raven?
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hmmm....is that a deep, philosophical question? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:39 AM   #142
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Is there even a doubt that you were missed?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:41 AM   #143
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who are you asking?
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:42 AM   #144
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Quote:
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Is there even a doubt that you were missed?
Well, confirmation is always good for the ego...isn't it? -grinning-
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:10 AM   #145
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is your ego all satisfied now?
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:14 AM   #146
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yes, it is, thank you...and are you glad of that, too? -grinning-
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:26 AM   #147
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Is there anyother way to answer than other than "yes" ? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:34 AM   #148
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No, I wouldn't think so, would you? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:36 AM   #149
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will you twist around the same question for very long still? lol
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Would you like it if I did?
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