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Old 06-23-2017, 03:41 AM   #701
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:09 AM   #702
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:24 PM   #703
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:30 PM   #704
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Klaiceps.... sounds like advanced stage of the clap
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:35 PM   #705
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Old 06-25-2017, 10:46 PM   #706
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Interesting. Sneaky was my buddy so I won't complain but are we talking like I'm like Sneaky to I'm Sneaky 2 more of the same or am I an new iteration. Like Sneaky2:Electric Boogaloo ?

BTW I don't think she ever forgave me for this

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Old 06-25-2017, 10:51 PM   #707
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Old 06-25-2017, 10:58 PM   #708
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Old 06-26-2017, 12:13 AM   #709
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Old 06-26-2017, 03:31 PM   #710
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because I know he loves it.
I still stand by you can't give yourself a nickname. I'll reference the 1865 east India trading company naming convention referendum of Jakarta which was upheld by the Warsaw pact in 1976 in the face of Poland naming themselves the pooping Pollacks
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Old 06-26-2017, 03:34 PM   #711
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I still stand by you can't give yourself a nickname. I'll reference the 1865 east India trading company naming convention referendum of Jakarta which was upheld by the Warsaw pact in 1976 in the face of Poland naming themselves the pooping Pollacks
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Old 06-26-2017, 03:52 PM   #712
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Old 06-26-2017, 03:53 PM   #713
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Old 06-26-2017, 03:54 PM   #714
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Ok, we will waive the self naming clause for this one


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Old 06-26-2017, 04:21 PM   #715
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Old 06-26-2017, 04:22 PM   #716
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Nips Magoo ... Btw your AV is still the hottest
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Old 06-26-2017, 04:35 PM   #717
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That is certainly scratching your ass around your elbow to call me Pepe the Pee Pee
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That is certainly scratching your ass around your elbow to call me Pepe the Pee Pee
What's wrong with the scenic route?

Remember when Patrick went all Flowers for Algernon and it gave him the sads?

Oh..

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Old 06-26-2017, 04:51 PM   #719
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What's wrong with the scenic route?

Remember when Patrick went all Flowers for Algernon and it gave him the sads?

Oh..

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I mean you had to bring Charley Gordon into this

BTW clearly you are not capturing my online persona with that. It doesn't have enough XX's or leet speak.

Try xXP3p3*P00per_P4nt$Xx
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I mean you had to bring Charley Gordon into this

BTW clearly you are not capturing my online persona with that. It doesn't have enough XX's or leet speak.

Try xXP3p3*P00per_P4nt$Xx
I stand corrected. Done. I dub thee xXP3p3*P00per_P4nt$Xx69

Cause you gotta have flair on the end.

Hey, you're the one sporting the Patrickesque AV

How's that belly button lint going?
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Old 06-26-2017, 04:57 PM   #721
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I stand corrected. Done. I dub thee xXP3p3*P00per_P4nt$Xx69

Cause you gotta have flair on the end.

Hey, you're the one sporting the Patrickesque AV

How's that belly button lint going?

Huh.... Sorry I was licking my belly button lint cone.
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