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Old 07-02-2017, 10:27 PM   #26
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I've taken up woodworking recently and I'm making my own
In the shabby-chic style, from reclaimed pallet wood?
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:33 PM   #27
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In the shabby-chic style, from reclaimed pallet wood?
balsa wood from discarded toy airplanes.
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:40 PM   #28
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balsa wood from discarded toy airplanes.
Okay light, yet rigid. I have no idea where you're going with this. I'm so excited.
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What's a sex toy subscription? Hopefully it's not like library books... that would be too ewww & community toys... tooo ewwww!

Welcome to the site, when you hit 500 posts, there is a scary sex toy thread for you to see
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:29 PM   #30
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What's a sex toy subscription? Hopefully it's not like library books... that would be too ewww & community toys... tooo ewwww!

Welcome to the site, when you hit 500 posts, there is a scary sex toy thread for you to see

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You should be able to have an "adventurous" scale of 1 to 10.

1 is flavored lube and a tiny vibrator

10 is a gimp in a box.
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You should be able to have an "adventurous" scale of 1 to 10.

1 is flavored lube and a tiny vibrator

10 is a gimp in a box.

Gimp in a box? Like the SNL song?
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:42 PM   #33
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Gimp in a box? Like the SNL song?
I think that was a Dick.

And that's only adventurous level 5
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:46 PM   #34
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I think that was a Dick.

And that's only adventurous level 5
Well what level would a midget, a dead hooker rolled up in a carpet, a length of hose, and an empty Pringles can full of grape sno-cone be?
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:48 PM   #35
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Well what level would a midget, a dead hooker rolled up in a carpet, a length of hose, and an empty Pringles can full of grape sno-cone be?
Is there a gerbil involved?

I think that would be a special edition add on for Lent.
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:56 PM   #36
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Is there a gerbil involved?

I think that would be a special edition add on for Lent.
Lent is for temporary quitters.
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Oh Shup.

Help me come up with the Christmas Ho HO Hoooo edition.
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Old 07-03-2017, 12:07 AM   #38
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Oh Shup.

Help me come up with the Christmas Ho HO Hoooo edition.
Emphasis on the middle "ho".

That's 2 angry elves, a figgy pudding, 9 maids a milking, a cup of cheer, and 3 ghosts that cum at midnight.
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Gotta admit... I never tried the box.
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I've taken up woodworking recently and I'm making my own
I think the ford motor company did the same thing ,I was a proud owner of one of there self made dildo,s when I was younger
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The nearest I've ever come to this was with Readers Digest
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Wow.. There's such a thing? If I had known years ago...
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