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Old 04-09-2012, 11:57 AM   #26
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:00 PM   #27
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:00 PM   #28
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:08 PM   #29
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You go for a ride in a car for about 9 hours, and the next day you cannot hardly move cause your back hurts so much!! WTF?
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:30 PM   #30
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:31 PM   #31
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When your knees make more of a squeak than the chair your getting up out of!...LOL
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:41 PM   #32
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:57 PM   #33
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:59 PM   #34
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:59 PM   #35
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When you stay too long in the Depends aisle debating.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:00 PM   #36
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when you have to change them every twenty minutes....

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Old 04-10-2012, 04:12 PM   #37
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:27 PM   #38
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:39 PM   #39
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:35 PM   #40
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:30 PM   #41
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:41 PM   #42
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:27 AM   #43
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When 90% of the people posting on this thread are younger than you and often by many years!
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Old 04-06-2018, 11:22 AM   #47
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