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Old 04-08-2012, 07:36 AM   #1
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:42 AM   #2
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:41 AM   #4
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:22 AM   #5
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #6
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When that hot young guy that is flirting with you could have been someone you babysat or gave birth too
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:27 AM   #7
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A friend of mine's little 6 year old has a crush on his 18 year old babysitter that is the daughter of someone I coached in t ball......... that really made me feel old............lol...............
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:00 PM   #8
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:48 PM   #9
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:34 PM   #10
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:36 PM   #11
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:59 PM   #12
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:09 PM   #13
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:11 PM   #14
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I didn't realize that was age-related. I thought it was something men just did. LOL
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