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Old 09-06-2012, 02:53 AM   #1
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this is a sister thread to Drewids nipple thread..

ok guys.. what is the length and girth of your penis?
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Old 09-06-2012, 03:06 AM   #2
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Old 09-06-2012, 03:15 AM   #3
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oh wait, do we have a penis measurement thread? if not I'm gonna go start one.. do we have a bs forum? you know, kinda like "this is the size fish I caught yesterday"?
isn't it one in the same? lol
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:27 AM   #4
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:30 AM   #5
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can I use your mouth to measure?
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:02 AM   #6
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I always herd that women are bad at mesurments because they have been told No baby its 8 inches really.
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:07 AM   #7
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:12 AM   #8
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Oh do you mean in Bruce Banner mode or Hulk mode
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:21 AM   #9
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so this is like the tell a lie about the person above you thread only it's not about the person above or below you?
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:22 AM   #10
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5.5 inches in length......I can divulge that much.....:
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:22 AM   #11
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:25 AM   #12
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:28 AM   #13
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There is a dick in my office who I about 5'8" and 250 lbs
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:28 AM   #14
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:28 AM   #15
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:48 AM   #17
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This is a hard one to answer...it takes on so many different lengths....

1. the norm
2. the swimming in cold water
3. the just got hit in the balls
4. the "Oh look at the hot babe with the awesome rack"
5. Kowabunga...I am getting sex!

So....when is it you want them to measure it?

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Old 09-06-2012, 10:02 AM   #18
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Good point Flirt. I have only measured in one state. And I have answered (boldly too I thought) in another thread. Kudos to you MSU. Nice to know another brave soul exists!
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