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Old 09-06-2012, 12:30 PM   #26
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:35 PM   #27
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And with a magnifying glass?
just not in the sun.....
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:38 PM   #28
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Ok, that gave me some disturbing images....
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:39 PM   #29
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scared of gigantic penii are you?
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:41 PM   #30
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Makes me quiver...ooops I mean shake in my boots!
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:44 PM   #31
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:45 PM   #32
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K,....5'9"......200lb.......34 inch waist....green/blue eyes............
your penis has eyes? can it see in the dark?

what it sees during sex...lights on lights off lights on light off...thunder...ewww gooey rain!!
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:46 PM   #33
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what it sees during sex...lights on lights off lights on light off...thunder...ewww gooey rain!!
Nah...I get called a dick so often..thought Id write down my Vitals
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:48 PM   #34
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nice hat...does it leak through that little hole in the top during a rainstorm?
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:52 PM   #35
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nice hat...does it leak through that little hole in the top during a rainstorm?
Only during handstands mate
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:56 PM   #36
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:20 PM   #37
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Sand erosion can be a bitch eh?
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:23 PM   #38
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that's what I get for playing beach volleyball nude!!
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that's what I get for playing beach volleyball nude!!
Maybe I need to spend some time on my back, work on this butt o mine.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #40
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So, wtfurk?....ya'll closer to...

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is that a semi-sweet
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What happened to the mythical 8" ?? Not that I care... Urban legends... Curious...
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vanity sizing/measuring???
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More like Fun-house mirror measurements??
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