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Old 07-30-2018, 11:40 PM   #1
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Post funny things you overheard while out grocery shopping, fueling up, at a pub/restaurant, working out, etc.

I was having dinner last night and think the couple at the table next to us were on a date. I overheard her say (she was loud):

“I actually deleted all the naked pics of myself"

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Old 07-30-2018, 11:41 PM   #2
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Then she also said “how many dating sites are you on? I’m only on three”
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Old 07-30-2018, 11:56 PM   #3
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One time at the grocery store I overheard a woman talking to herself as she picked up the cucumbers. I swear...she picked it up and said “one for the kids and one for Mama late at night” :
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Old 07-30-2018, 11:59 PM   #4
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I need to know where you ladies hang out, I never hear anything good like that!
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:00 AM   #5
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One time at the grocery store I overheard a woman talking to herself as she picked up the cucumbers. I swear...she picked it up and said “one for the kids and one for Mama late at night” :

Were you talking to yourself? ;-)
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:04 AM   #6
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Were you talking to yourself? ;-)
I knew someone would think it was me!! Of course it’s you who made the comment lol
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:06 AM   #7
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I knew someone would think it was me!! Of course it’s you who made the comment lol

Am I THAT predictable? lol
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From my son at the kids playground during a picnic/barbecue “I’m having a really bad day...first, I dropped my hot dog. And then, my wiener fell out”

Only the grownups were quietly giggling.
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Old 07-31-2018, 04:54 PM   #9
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I’m going to have to start paying attention to other people’s conversations.
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I didn't hear the conversation, but I could hear my 11yr old talking to his friend (on face time I guess) and a couple minutes went by and i could hear them still talking while my son was in the bathroom. And I don't think he was peeing.
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Old 08-01-2018, 10:12 AM   #11
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I once overheard a very large woman talking on her cell phone and I swear she said "No one's ever licked my ass, in public, on a first date before."
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Old 08-01-2018, 11:19 AM   #12
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Two little kids about 6 years old, walking along 23rd St behind one's mother:

Can I have some of your ice cream cone, Ziggy?

Yes, but you can't use your tongue.
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:55 PM   #13
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1st Little Kid:
"Superman would kill him dead!"

2nd Little Kid: "No he wouldn't cos G.I.Joe has a veruka!"

I think he meant Bazooka..but I didn't have the heart
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