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Old 03-08-2017, 06:10 PM   #60476
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What kind would you like?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:14 PM   #60477
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What kind would be fun?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:14 PM   #60478
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A race to get undressed?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:18 PM   #60479
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But what if it's cold?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:18 PM   #60480
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Wouldn't it warm up soon enough?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:25 PM   #60481
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Could you keep me warm?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:26 PM   #60482
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Could I get you hot?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:31 PM   #60483
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Do you think you can get me hot?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:31 PM   #60484
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Do you doubt it?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:39 PM   #60485
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Do you want to?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:39 PM   #60486
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Should I go down on my knees and beg?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:44 PM   #60487
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Do you think that will get me hot?
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:45 PM   #60488
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Should I try something else?
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Old 03-09-2017, 06:13 AM   #60489
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What else do you have in mind?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:44 PM   #60490
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What should we do?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:46 PM   #60491
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Can I show you some ideas?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:52 PM   #60492
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What kind of ideas
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:53 PM   #60493
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Do i have to spell them out?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:55 PM   #60494
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Maybe you should?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:56 PM   #60495
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Can we just try them instead?
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:00 PM   #60496
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What one do you want to try first?
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:02 PM   #60497
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Can we get naked together?
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:05 PM   #60498
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Is that the first thing you want to do ?
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:24 PM   #60499
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What would be the second?
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:26 PM   #60500
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May I plead the fifth?
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