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Old 08-22-2017, 11:42 AM   #61726
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Who wouldn't want to be at a nudist camp?
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:13 AM   #61727
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Perhaps a priest? A nun?
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Old 08-25-2017, 06:24 AM   #61728
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Aren't the quiet ones usually the most dangerous?
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Old 08-25-2017, 08:13 AM   #61729
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And the smelliest?
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Old 08-26-2017, 12:52 PM   #61730
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Would that be because they don't bath often?
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Old 08-26-2017, 12:54 PM   #61731
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Surely they bathe! Aren't they considered the cleanest among us?
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Old 08-26-2017, 08:04 PM   #61732
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Don't know; do they use Roman baths?
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Old 08-27-2017, 12:05 PM   #61733
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Are those ancient baths still in use?
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Old 08-27-2017, 01:33 PM   #61734
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Have they ever changed the water?
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Old 08-27-2017, 01:51 PM   #61735
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Do they even have running water?
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Old 08-27-2017, 01:55 PM   #61736
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Can you run fast enough to catch some?
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Old 08-27-2017, 02:10 PM   #61737
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You didn't see the video of Cotties and I chasing the kangaroo?
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Old 08-28-2017, 07:24 AM   #61738
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Who was really chasing who?
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Old 08-28-2017, 07:43 AM   #61739
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Did anyone get caught?
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Old 08-28-2017, 10:42 AM   #61740
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Do you think the kangaroo won too?
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Old 08-28-2017, 11:08 AM   #61741
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Has any human ever outrun a kangaroo?
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Old 08-28-2017, 11:20 AM   #61742
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Wouldn't that be taking a dangerous chance?
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Old 08-30-2017, 01:35 AM   #61743
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Isn't that what makes life interesting?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:33 PM   #61744
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Have you ever touched a real one?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:34 PM   #61745
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Are we still talking kangaroos?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:36 PM   #61746
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Wouldn't that make the question more interesting?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:43 PM   #61747
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Don't you think I could come up with a 1000 even better scenarios?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:48 PM   #61748
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Isn't 1000 a conservative number?
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:50 PM   #61749
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Shouldn't we error on the side of quality not quantity?
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Can't we be greedy and have both?
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