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Old 06-14-2018, 09:07 PM   #63026
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Why would you want to know ?
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Old 06-15-2018, 08:49 AM   #63027
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Can't you just google it?
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:30 PM   #63028
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Doesn't Google have all the answers?
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Old 06-15-2018, 01:27 PM   #63029
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Would it perhaps be better to ask the right question?
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Old 06-15-2018, 02:03 PM   #63030
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Does anyone Ask Jeeves anymore?
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Old 06-15-2018, 09:46 PM   #63031
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Is Jeeeves still around
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Old 06-15-2018, 10:57 PM   #63032
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Didn't Jeeves get stuck in the library with a candlestick?
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Old 06-15-2018, 10:59 PM   #63033
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Didn't Jeeves get stuck in the library with a candlestick?
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Old 06-15-2018, 11:03 PM   #63034
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What with all the weird long name on the who online list.
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:13 AM   #63035
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Are long names compensating for a short something else?
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:23 AM   #63036
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What could that something else be?
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Old 06-16-2018, 03:55 AM   #63037
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Can I take a guess or two at what that might be?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:12 PM   #63038
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What were we talking about ?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:12 PM   #63039
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Can anyone even guess
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:22 PM   #63040
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Guess? Wouldn't you rather know for sure?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:28 PM   #63041
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Are you asking me if I know anything ?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:28 PM   #63042
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Are you asking me if I know anything ?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:28 PM   #63043
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Is it possible I think you know quite a lot?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:30 PM   #63044
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What can any of us truly know?
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:58 PM   #63045
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:59 PM   #63046
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What are you willing to tell me?
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:02 PM   #63047
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aren't we supposed to ask the questions ?
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #63048
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aren't we supposed to ask the questions ?
Will you.answer the questions?
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:05 PM   #63049
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I only ask questions , why do you have a bow in your hands
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:09 PM   #63050
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Does it scare you?
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