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Old 10-11-2015, 12:42 PM   #1
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I think my sentence is still going on 7years later!!!
It all started with a bit of home schooling with my children ,we were discussing the origins of humans on the planet .how we come about was a school topic .I put forward a veiw that Adam and eve had children .and there children had children ,so on and so on .
My other half put forwards the notation we evolved from monkeys and apes.
I commented to the children that was only on your mothers side !!!!!oops.
Hence the long sentence .there even to this day an error silence when origin of mankind programme come on .followed by a sly smile from my children
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:50 PM   #2
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funny Wayne... yes I'm so frequently in the dog/cathouse I've redecorated it, very comfy now
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:51 PM   #3
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I don't know that I was in the doghouse, so to speak... but I slept alone for the last 18 years of my marriage... would that count?
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:57 PM   #4
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oh I avoid the doghouse at all costs
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Old 10-11-2015, 08:50 PM   #5
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Did someone say doggy style?
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Old 10-11-2015, 08:54 PM   #6
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