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Old 06-10-2018, 03:29 PM   #676
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that will be 53$ please
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:16 PM   #677
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You call THAT sex?
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Old 06-11-2018, 01:39 AM   #678
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Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.
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Old 06-11-2018, 05:23 AM   #679
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Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.
I blew up my stick last time?
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:36 AM   #680
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I'll call you an Uber now
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:47 AM   #681
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I give you a 1 out of 100
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:54 PM   #682
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It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:55 PM   #683
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that's an extra $$
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Old 08-04-2018, 12:24 PM   #684
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that's an extra $$
I'll pay you double for that!
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Old 08-04-2018, 12:27 PM   #685
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I couldn't help but notice your boil burst near the end... you wanna go clean that up??
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Old 08-07-2018, 11:26 PM   #686
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ding ding ding, i think the post above is a winner
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:33 AM   #687
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Why is it so dry in there?
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:38 AM   #688
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Why is it so dry in there?
If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) Id say I guess you dont make me wet
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:42 AM   #689
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If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) Id say I guess you dont make me wet
Yeah, it works both ways and they're definitely two of the worst things you can say after sex!
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:43 AM   #690
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that was...adequate
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Old 08-08-2018, 08:00 PM   #691
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Eww. I feel gross now. I gotta go shower.
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Old 08-08-2018, 08:02 PM   #692
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Wait.... that was it?
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:01 PM   #693
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Is it over yet
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:05 PM   #694
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Yawn...what's on the Weather Channel?
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:05 PM   #695
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Please don't puck off the scabs
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:12 PM   #696
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I think I'm gonna throw up
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:14 PM   #697
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ummm... you might want to make an appt with your gyno, just sayin'...
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:18 PM   #698
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I think I am still a virgin
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:49 PM   #699
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*snore*
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:59 PM   #700
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"What do you mean that's not your viagina?"
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