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Old 07-04-2018, 09:01 PM   #26
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And they both like sex!
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:51 PM   #27
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Those who know good BBQ, and those who only think they know good BBQ.
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:25 PM   #28
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Those that poke the bear and those that know real BBQ
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:43 PM   #29
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those that have, and those that have not
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:46 PM   #30
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Those that do and those that don't ...
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:48 PM   #31
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Those who know good BBQ, and those who only think they know good BBQ.
The best BBQers in the world are , without a doubt, South Africans .... just saying!
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:08 PM   #32
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the givers and the takers
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:10 PM   #33
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Travelers & isolationists
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:19 PM   #34
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fighters and lovers
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:21 PM   #35
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:31 PM   #36
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sensitive ones and hard asses
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:07 PM   #37
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sensitive ones and hard asses
Hey! I have one of those!
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:11 PM   #38
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A sensitive ass?
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:13 PM   #39
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A sensitive ass?
yup... exit only..
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:14 PM   #40
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One way street. Gotcha!!
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:19 PM   #41
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One way street. Gotcha!!
I wouldn't call it a street... more like a beaten path..
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I wouldn't call it a street... more like a beaten path..

Awwwww poor you, need some help?
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Awwwww poor you, need some help?
not if the goal is to increase traffic...
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I promise, I am great traffic control
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I promise, I am great traffic control
I don't like to lose control of my own ass... things get messy!
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I don't like to lose control of my own ass... things get messy!

Yup, you might be better off solo, I am not into messes!!
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:44 PM   #47
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Maybe you should consider paving the beaten path?
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those who enjoy it and those who don't
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Do you have a beaten path?
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those who have a beaten path and those who have a truck stop
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