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Old 07-02-2018, 08:06 PM   #8826
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Time to break out the deodorant to help prevent under-boob sweat.
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Old 07-03-2018, 01:04 AM   #8827
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100 sunny and 100% chance of sweat
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:47 PM   #8828
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Sweet jesus you could fry an eye on my forehead right now it's hawt
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:52 PM   #8829
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105 last time I was outside
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:53 PM   #8830
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104.7 and windy

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Old 07-03-2018, 06:00 PM   #8831
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91 degrees
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Old 07-04-2018, 08:57 PM   #8832
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Hot and humid as hell!!
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:43 AM   #8833
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Hot and about to get extremely hot.
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:12 PM   #8834
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Pretty good storms ripping the south tonight
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Old 07-08-2018, 02:22 PM   #8835
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:03 PM   #8836
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Less hot but more humid
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:07 PM   #8837
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81 with tolerable humidity, finally
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:11 PM   #8838
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Yesterday was summer rain, but still hot as heck. Today itís hot enough to go pool side and thatís where Iím headed. The chores can wait!
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:13 PM   #8839
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Sweet jesus you could fry an eye on my forehead right now it's hawt
Whoís eyes are we frying? Thatís brutal! I want mine with cheese!
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:07 PM   #8840
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Hot...sticky...triple digits..!
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:32 PM   #8841
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hot
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:48 PM   #8842
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67 and foggy
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:09 PM   #8843
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Hot--thunderstorm--humid
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:31 PM   #8844
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Hot and humid, with a chance of mayhem.
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:11 PM   #8845
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Under a thunderstorm warning with a tornado watch to boot!!!
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:39 PM   #8846
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It was hot but the humidity wasn't awful
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Old 07-20-2018, 08:20 PM   #8847
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If it isn’t snowing, I’m happy
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:33 PM   #8848
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Rainy....again.
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Old 07-31-2018, 04:00 PM   #8849
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Woke up to thundering and raining and now the sun shining . its 81 degrees and feels like 73 in my trailer.
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:15 PM   #8850
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I think its been 16 consecutive days over 100
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