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Old 07-08-2018, 10:27 PM   #11351
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Swedish Band Fetish. Shush. Probably shoulda seen that crush music thread coming

Freckles were the bane of my existence as a kid. As a grown up I can cover them or let them shine through. They make me a tad more approachable than I would otherwise be

I love cosplay. Changing my appearance. Make believe in real life. It's amazing what makeup and hair and clothes that hint at what people expect to see will do.
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:59 PM   #11352
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I don't like to be told NO

I like to broke my hubby hand off when I had my daughter

I go for a check up tomorrow morning.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:16 PM   #11353
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Iím a give more than I take.

I speak my mind in a polite way.

I am persistent.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:21 PM   #11354
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I’d rather make you smile than make you cry

I don’t take myself to seriously

I’m more competitive than I should be
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:23 PM   #11355
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I love steampunk music....

I never hold a grudge... at least not for very long...

my mind is a vast wasteland of useless information.
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:19 AM   #11356
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I can be mindless....

Overly deep...

I will always be me.

Those who love me will be there regardless...

The rest...well...yanno how it goes.
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:24 AM   #11357
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I'm ridiculous.


I'm a legend in my own mind.


I like Star Trek AND Star Wars.
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:32 PM   #11358
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I love bananas but I cannot eat them ~potassium~~
I drink way more beer than I should during the hot summer
I have a torn meniscus in my left knee which kills me sometimes
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:56 PM   #11359
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I am bald
I think even when I'm sleeping
Where ever I go I always find 2 exits
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:06 PM   #11360
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Been MIA for a while

Miss this place when life gets busy

I love spending time here
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:01 PM   #11361
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I'm only mean if the situation calls for it
I sit with my back to the wall
I hate any forms of meat
I'm having to eat meat right now
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:13 PM   #11362
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I give presentations
I keep an eye on my neighbors
I buy most of my clothes before I try them on
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Old 07-23-2018, 02:39 PM   #11363
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I am an optimist
I have a French Irish temper
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Old 07-23-2018, 02:58 PM   #11364
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I like to be 10 minutes earlier

I had to be late

I am stubborn , I get it honestly from my parents.
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:34 AM   #11365
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I prefer the top down...... on my car.

My favorite place to relax at home is my swing on the dock.

I don’t like to go barefoot outside except on the beach.
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Old 07-27-2018, 06:45 PM   #11366
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I love going barefoot and do as often as I can
I think I might get used to being an empty nester once that reality hits
I think this lady here ^^ is pretty special
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Old 07-27-2018, 07:01 PM   #11367
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I don't get out much any more

I like to create things with my hands

I love my grand kids with all of my heart.
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Old 07-27-2018, 07:15 PM   #11368
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I am an avid MMO gamer.
I'll always be a Chicago girl no matter my address.
My favorite food is fish tacos.
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:03 PM   #11369
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I hurt all the time but I try not to let that stop me.

According to my husband I have to much stuff in the house.

Christmas and Thanksgiving is two of my favorite holidays .
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:35 PM   #11370
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I am an avid MMO gamer.
I'll always be a Chicago girl no matter my address.
My favorite food is fish tacos.
Is fish taco code for something else?? ...or is it just my perverted thoughts taking control again?
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:35 PM   #11371
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I sometimes talk to myself when driving in the car. Kinda like a little pep talk lol

I can be socially awkward around people I don’t know very well

I don’t take a lot of selfies but 99% of them get deleted because they are horrible
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:13 AM   #11372
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I love being up early in the morning
I like cool rain showers during the summer
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I am an early bird

Fall is my favourite time of year

I could be a recluse very easily if I let it happen
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Old 07-29-2018, 11:04 AM   #11374
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I been waking up early in the morning lately
I been going to bed early.
I am not a morning person.
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I have a welcome mat at my front door
I have a homemade weath on my front door for each season
I really don't like company visiting
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