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Old 06-17-2013, 12:19 PM   #26
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:57 PM   #27
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:01 PM   #28
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:05 PM   #29
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:25 PM   #30
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:31 PM   #31
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:37 PM   #32
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Portraits of unicorns frolicking in a field of rainbows.
Yeah, don't think that's a positive for her bedroom either.......just saying. Neither are collections of dolls, trolls, nomes, rabbits or any other woodland creature.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:38 PM   #33
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Yeah, don't think that's a positive for her bedroom either.......just saying. Neither are collections of dolls, trolls, nomes, rabbits or any other woodland creature.
Wrong thread asshat

They shouldn't have Ferris Bueller posters on the walls.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:39 PM   #34
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:41 PM   #35
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Wrong thread asshat

They shouldn't have Ferris Bueller posters on the walls.
Ok, I'll take down the Ferris Bueller poster if you take down Strawberry Shortcake. Deal?
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:41 PM   #36
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Ok, I'll take down the Ferris Bueller poster if you take down Strawberry Shortcake. Deal?
Deal...my bedroom or yours?
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:43 PM   #37
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:49 PM   #38
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:58 PM   #39
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Old 06-17-2013, 02:06 PM   #41
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Old 06-17-2013, 02:14 PM   #42
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:03 PM   #43
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:05 PM   #44
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