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Old 07-18-2018, 03:50 PM   #7226
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Proof reading, my eyes are crossing
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:52 PM   #7227
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:55 PM   #7228
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:56 PM   #7229
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Focusing on work. Hard to hear my kid break down on the phone.
Oh noooo xx that is horrid xxx theyíre heart breakers xx
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:58 PM   #7230
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Focusing on work. Hard to hear my kid break down on the phone.
thatís a horrible feeling

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Old 07-18-2018, 04:05 PM   #7231
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:54 PM   #7232
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:36 PM   #7233
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:12 PM   #7234
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Studying, which I really need to do.... but ugh...
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:14 PM   #7235
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:14 PM   #7236
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Eating...but I need to eat soon cuz I don’t like to eat late.
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:20 PM   #7237
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Eating...but I need to eat soon cuz I donít like to eat late.
I have something you can eat ..... a veggie burger no bun and carrots
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:24 PM   #7238
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I have something you can eat ..... a veggie burger no bun and carrots
I eat every crumb and lick my plate JG! Iím not afraid to get my mouth dirty either. I enjoy my meals.
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:28 PM   #7239
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I eat every crumb and lick my plate JG! Iím not afraid to get my mouth dirty either. I enjoy my meals.
a man with a healthy appetite ...you should eat 6 meals a day
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:34 PM   #7240
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My computer work, this morning was very tiring!!!
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:42 PM   #7241
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Book work . I been doing it all morning . Time for a break.
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:56 PM   #7242
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:59 PM   #7243
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Old 07-23-2018, 05:39 PM   #7244
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Old 07-23-2018, 05:54 PM   #7245
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:25 PM   #7246
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I’m not looking at my 4 yr old while he plays. He doesn’t like anyone watching while he plays his imaginary games. But I love listening...so cute
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Old 07-24-2018, 04:13 AM   #7247
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Old 07-24-2018, 08:18 PM   #7248
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