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Old 11-26-2010, 02:37 PM   #1
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You bring your own plastic utensils to restaurants. You enjoy watching scary movies all alone in the dark. Tell us something that you do that no one seems to get but you.
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:55 AM   #2
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Saying "monogamy is a sham" out loud.
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:58 AM   #3
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:12 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:50 PM   #5
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My penchant for ranch dressing.
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:51 PM   #6
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:52 PM   #7
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My penchant for ranch dressing.
Oh, I get THAT.
I don't understand why you iron sweat pants though.
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:54 PM   #8
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When I eat out I do not like to have my back to the door. I like to be against the wall preferably. It's the cowboy in me. Or some shit.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:00 PM   #9
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I whistle a certain way. I've done it since the day my brother died. Drives people crazy.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:04 PM   #11
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I cut a sandwich half way down the middle, then swing it around and cut down the other half....
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:07 PM   #13
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I still like techno and electronica music. So 90s.
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Actually, I'm tone deaf. That Hung kid from American Idol sounded good to me.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:10 PM   #15
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I can't place an order first.......have to know what the other or others are having before I do...
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Actually, I'm tone deaf. That Hung kid from American Idol sounded good to me.
You just reminded me of another one...

Singing at the top of my lungs even though I'm way off key!
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:18 PM   #17
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We would have to have a few pre dinner drinks and see who could outwait the other...............
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When I eat out I do not like to have my back to the door. I like to be against the wall preferably. It's the cowboy in me. Or some shit.
Again, I must say 'Freaky' fits ya better. I'm thinking you need your back to the wall 'cause you're just too nosy, wanting to know what everyone else is doing....right, am I right?
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Singing at the top of my lungs even though I'm way off key!
I think I'm in love.
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