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Old 06-20-2017, 07:05 PM   #29776
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Am tired of the same crap cropping up.
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:15 PM   #29777
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I am worry all my friends that lives In Louisiana and work near on or the water with Tropical Cindy . I pray for their safety .
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Old 06-20-2017, 08:44 PM   #29778
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am tempted to take tonights OT shift
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:06 AM   #29779
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Am irritated.......
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:12 AM   #29780
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Am irritated.......
I know a supposed fix for that but usually just makes it worst for the girl I'm with
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:17 AM   #29781
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Sour grapes tonight.. But I know it will work out
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Old 06-21-2017, 10:13 AM   #29782
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Alittle too much to drink last night.
Sounds like a Micky D's breakfast coming my way. LOL
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Old 06-21-2017, 12:06 PM   #29783
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Took a small power nap.
Shhhhh. Lol
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Old 06-21-2017, 12:17 PM   #29784
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Feel really good.
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:47 PM   #29785
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Took a small power nap.
Shhhhh. Lol
Did ya say nap??
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Old 06-21-2017, 04:06 PM   #29786
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I didn't like the internet guy attitude about my computer
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:01 PM   #29787
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Will never go down that road again.
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:06 PM   #29788
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Have just put a film on that I know I will be turning off in about 20 mins due to it being crap.
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:21 PM   #29789
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surprise myself sometimes when I hear what comes out of my mouth..
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:22 PM   #29790
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am not one to participate in Selfie Day...nah...That's for the kiddoes
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:39 PM   #29791
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I feel naked without my watch on now
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Old 06-21-2017, 05:57 PM   #29792
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I feel naked without my watch on now
YOU just wanted to write the work nekked
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Old 06-21-2017, 06:03 PM   #29793
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Rather enjoyed today
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Old 06-21-2017, 06:05 PM   #29794
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I'm loving this hot summer weather.
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Old 06-21-2017, 07:12 PM   #29795
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think im gonna need libations
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Old 06-21-2017, 07:12 PM   #29796
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think im gonna need libations
when do you not?
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Old 06-21-2017, 07:13 PM   #29797
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when do you not?
when i have more weed?
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Old 06-21-2017, 07:44 PM   #29798
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use the term 'nap' very loosely
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:12 AM   #29799
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YOU just wanted to write the work nekked
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:25 AM   #29800
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Am going to work in the lounger by the pool today
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