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Old 07-31-2017, 09:57 PM   #30276
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Scott is more like Beetlejuice voice...
it's in good fun... like Tom's voice is Trump... and Rockman I have as Bill Clinton..
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Old 07-31-2017, 09:59 PM   #30277
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it's in good fun... like Tom's voice is Trump... and Rockman I have as Bill Clinton..

I can take any voice but not when woman has a mans voice that shit is creepy
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:00 PM   #30278
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Love reading Lyrics post...I think she has a following
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:00 PM   #30279
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Scott is more like Beetlejuice voice...
Say my name 3 times JG and I will cum.
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:01 PM   #30280
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I can take any voice but not when woman has a mans voice that shit is creepy
Lyric is Boris..
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:14 PM   #30281
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Toughness can only masquerade itself for so long. You girls turn me into putty. Don't get me started. I'll start babbling like an auctioneer and few might be ready for that, but others not so much.

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Old 07-31-2017, 10:15 PM   #30282
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Say my name 3 times JG and I will cum.
Seriously? I have to work that hard
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:16 PM   #30283
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:17 PM   #30284
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Lyric is Boris..
who is Beavis and Butthead?
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:18 PM   #30285
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who is Beavis and Butthead?
I plead the 5th... it would get me in trouble..
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:19 PM   #30286
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I plead the 5th... it would get me in trouble..
can I say her name
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:22 PM   #30287
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can I say her name
I have no clue what you're talking about...
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Old 07-31-2017, 10:26 PM   #30288
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Toughness can only masquerade itself for so long. You girls turn me into putty. Don't get me started. I'll start babbling like an auctioneer and few might be ready for that, but others not so much.

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You got my ear, and my bat if ya need one!
Oh hell, just point me in the direction of who I need to swing it at!
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Old 07-31-2017, 11:29 PM   #30289
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I have no clue what you're talking about...
c'mon Dixiechik wont kill ya ..Oops I meant umm
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Old 08-01-2017, 09:12 AM   #30290
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I had a dream about people here last night. Time to step away....
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Old 08-01-2017, 09:14 AM   #30291
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That is a step away too.. not that I know anything about that...
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Old 08-01-2017, 09:18 AM   #30292
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That is a step away too.. not that I know anything about that...
It wasn't a good dream. Lots of petty drama and bullshit. Wait.....WAS it a dream?????
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Old 08-01-2017, 09:35 AM   #30293
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Do you see my new av??????
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Old 08-01-2017, 10:48 AM   #30294
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Old 08-01-2017, 10:52 AM   #30295
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Am sick and tired of trying to justify who I am .
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Old 08-01-2017, 12:42 PM   #30296
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am craving my leftovers from lunch yesterday but need to let the meds kick in first before I can enjoy them
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Old 08-01-2017, 12:55 PM   #30298
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Feel stressed and unhappy this week. Need to fix that.
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Old 08-01-2017, 12:56 PM   #30300
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Feel stressed and unhappy this week. Need to fix that.
Just pick a few positives to focus on and keep your mind busy! It's only Tuesday so it will get better
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