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Old 11-08-2017, 07:22 PM   #31526
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only pretend to know what I'm talking about... I'm actually winging it through life like most other people.
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Old 11-08-2017, 07:46 PM   #31527
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don't miss but maybe 3 or 4 of ya
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Old 11-08-2017, 08:08 PM   #31528
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Am really afraid I'll regret that decision if I'm not already
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Old 11-08-2017, 08:14 PM   #31529
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You should, cause he's not me !
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Old 11-08-2017, 09:56 PM   #31530
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I don't wanna clean up after dinner mess tonight
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:43 PM   #31531
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Better keep my thoughts to myself or it could get ugly
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:44 PM   #31532
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I've been crushing on dixie for a long time.
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:45 PM   #31533
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Should chase the next hot lady that says hi!...or eat Cheetos....the jury is still out....
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:46 PM   #31534
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cheetos are good
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:48 PM   #31535
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See y'all got a thang going on here
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:15 PM   #31536
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Am going to fort worth for 1 day.. Lol.. Safety conference..
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:17 PM   #31537
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Sometimes brush my teeth while driving... multitasker. I know gross... lol...
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Old 11-22-2017, 04:27 PM   #31538
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Wish I would hear from him
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Old 11-22-2017, 04:32 PM   #31539
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could use a shot or 2
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Old 11-22-2017, 04:32 PM   #31540
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...am having an introvert party and you're all not invited
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:05 PM   #31541
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could use a shot or 2
Temple?..or just a wing shot?
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:34 PM   #31542
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I could be a happy second wife
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:36 PM   #31543
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...Fuckin LOVE Jags new status!!

Love ya's babe!
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Old 11-22-2017, 07:18 PM   #31544
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Can't wait to spend the day with my son tomorrow.
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Old 11-23-2017, 12:11 AM   #31545
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.... miss jellz
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Old 11-23-2017, 09:26 AM   #31546
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It's always good to see Jelly posting here.
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Old 11-23-2017, 01:11 PM   #31547
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Can I jump on the miss Jellz bandwagon too? she's aces *smooch*
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Old 11-23-2017, 01:59 PM   #31548
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Hate wrapping Christmas presents.
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Old 11-23-2017, 02:00 PM   #31549
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But the Welsh love you for it! How else will they get prezzies?
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Old 11-23-2017, 05:05 PM   #31550
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Was really hoping a certain person would text me today but of course I didnít get one. Stupid me...
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