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Old 01-11-2019, 05:34 AM   #33076
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Am wash and go.. Lol.. I don't spend a lot of time prepping for work.
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:03 PM   #33077
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am mentally and physically worn..
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:28 PM   #33078
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Have been held hostage for weeks so I couldn't log and say howdy and happy new year!
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:31 PM   #33079
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Old 01-11-2019, 10:09 PM   #33080
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have woken up in the middle of the night due to the bright snow outside
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Old 01-12-2019, 01:59 PM   #33081
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Haven't showered yet and when I do I fully expect to still be wearing pajamas
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Old 01-12-2019, 02:13 PM   #33082
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... need to get hopping for some more birdseed before the shops are closing.
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Old 01-13-2019, 05:46 AM   #33083
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Need to get this project started. Have a great day!
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Old 01-13-2019, 11:32 AM   #33084
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It took me awhile to get to this point but it's beautiful on the other side.
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Old 01-13-2019, 12:17 PM   #33085
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Need to clean the snow off of my car... but I don't want to...

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Old 01-13-2019, 01:50 PM   #33086
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Hug people I hate, so that I’ll know how deep to dig the hole in the backyard.
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Old 01-13-2019, 01:52 PM   #33087
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Old 01-15-2019, 04:53 PM   #33088
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Wonder sometimes how much easier it would be if things were different.
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Old 01-15-2019, 05:17 PM   #33089
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Old Yesterday, 04:38 PM   #33090
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I am sensitive and emotional today and should probably hide in a blanket fort.
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Old Yesterday, 10:19 PM   #33091
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I am a great aunt again.
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Old Yesterday, 11:35 PM   #33092
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Old Today, 01:17 AM   #33093
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don't always think good thoughts
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