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Old 01-05-2019, 05:17 PM   #5351
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Old 01-05-2019, 10:42 PM   #5352
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Old 01-05-2019, 10:50 PM   #5353
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Old 01-05-2019, 11:29 PM   #5354
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Old 01-05-2019, 11:37 PM   #5355
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when no one else cleans the cat box
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Old 01-05-2019, 11:50 PM   #5356
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:02 PM   #5357
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:15 PM   #5358
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:50 PM   #5359
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:59 PM   #5360
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:02 PM   #5361
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:12 PM   #5362
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unrealistic expectations...

writers blog when trying to blog...

not having my dishes clean..
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:59 PM   #5363
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:08 PM   #5364
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:53 PM   #5365
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:53 PM   #5366
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Old 01-10-2019, 09:28 PM   #5368
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:41 PM   #5371
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Nancy Pelosi Old Cow go to bed
Having to wear a medical boot on your foot for WEEKS
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Old 01-19-2019, 01:24 AM   #5373
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