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Old 09-12-2018, 11:42 PM   #101
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Heightening the experience before things happen to fast......
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:47 PM   #102
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ignoring any ideas of restraint, moving faster and harder...
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Old 09-17-2018, 02:15 PM   #103
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Jerking against the deep thrusts, meeting each and every one....
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Old 11-17-2018, 06:58 PM   #104
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keeping the pace with raised hips to deepen each thrust while reaching down to gently
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Old 11-17-2018, 08:15 PM   #105
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Old 11-18-2018, 05:55 PM   #106
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Jutting out button of pleasure. As the touch harden he can hear her
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Old 11-18-2018, 09:37 PM   #107
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Old 11-18-2018, 09:42 PM   #108
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Legs braced, arching to receive each sensual movement
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Old 11-18-2018, 09:46 PM   #109
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Moaning with each slow and deep stroke as I feel you tighten up on me...
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Old 11-18-2018, 09:53 PM   #110
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Needing to intensify the feeling, deep clench happens, causing a throaty groan to
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On top of me you ride, rocking back and forth with one hand on my chest to brace and one hand gripping my thigh as I arch my back so you can feel every inch of me inside you...
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:02 PM   #112
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Pulsing, clenching, arching to receive each long slow trust, moaning louder and the ride takes me higher and closer to
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:08 PM   #113
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Quest to bring you to a satisfying climatic orgasm is almost there as I grab your hips and squeeze you down into me while I thrust my hardness inside you
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:30 PM   #114
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Rolling my head back, my fingers dip in and the nails slowly trace down your chest as my body tightens as I begin to
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Old 11-19-2018, 12:21 AM   #115
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spasm, uncontrollably, both of us crashing like waves against each other
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Old 11-19-2018, 12:33 AM   #117
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Old 11-19-2018, 02:44 AM   #120
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Old 11-19-2018, 03:24 PM   #121
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Old 11-20-2018, 12:03 PM   #124
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