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Old 09-29-2018, 08:12 AM   #5776
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Dear Canada,

We really need to get our poop in a group and vote accordingly next fall.

Sincerely,
Concerned Canadian
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Old 09-29-2018, 12:58 PM   #5777
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Dear Scattered Mind,

Keep your focus on the next objective. There will be time for divergences.

Sincerely,

Practical Me
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Old 01-18-2019, 09:04 PM   #5778
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Dear Jack Daniels


You are smooth and cool on ice. No need for a coke you got this.
Tomorrow I will hate you and put you back on the shelf. Tonight I have
loved you thanks you are the best!


Sincerely,
Buzzed Dixie
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Old 02-19-2019, 09:06 PM   #5779
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Dear feelings,

Please stop being so sensitive, you make life kind of miserable sometimes.

Sincerely,
Ms . TenderHearted
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Old 02-19-2019, 09:15 PM   #5780
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Dear Karma,

Hes all yours now.. do with him as you please

sincerely Leggy girl
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