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Old 05-06-2018, 08:50 PM   #7851
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Not gonna share but my answer to the last rep is...

That makes you even hotter, Chica.
Oh and thx for not putting me on blast by sharing word for word!
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:48 AM   #7852
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Well, at least one person in 8 years got my joke.
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:49 AM   #7853
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Good One!
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Old 05-07-2018, 02:01 PM   #7854
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kid's do the cutest thing's
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Old 05-07-2018, 06:45 PM   #7855
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Giggles
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Old 05-07-2018, 07:20 PM   #7856
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Wish I had some and would get away with spiking the bossí drink. Grrrr! lol Hey sk!
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Old 05-07-2018, 07:34 PM   #7857
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Great!!
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:41 PM   #7858
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staring at boobs is my best thing
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:50 PM   #7859
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staring at boobs is my best thing
That wasnít me, even if it does sound like it.
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:51 PM   #7860
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Hey hot stuff! It’s like Xmas every time I see ur here. If I unwrapped you what would I see?
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:53 PM   #7861
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Hey hot stuff! Itís like Xmas every time I see ur here. If I unwrapped you what would I see?
That wasn't me, even if it does sound like it
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:54 PM   #7862
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you are sexy everyday

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Old 08-11-2018, 11:55 AM   #7863
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Well let’s just say it was red. I’ll give you one guess who it was You don’t scare me
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Old 08-12-2018, 10:36 PM   #7864
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Touchť
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Old 08-12-2018, 10:38 PM   #7865
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A kind rep from a new friend
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Old 08-12-2018, 10:40 PM   #7866
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Give a hug, get a hug and a smile in return, and some say being nice isn't worth it. Winner!!
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:39 PM   #7867
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This isn't the latest, but it is my fave:


You can't say shit like that to persons of an audience like me. I've inserted & played with objects that are clearly made for other purposes.
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:05 PM   #7868
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Bad..just bad...as I deserve
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:07 PM   #7869
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You play pokemon Go. I do too. What level are you on.
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:08 PM   #7870
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"LOL"

Right to the point.

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Old 10-03-2018, 01:13 PM   #7871
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I'll tell you one day ...
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Old 10-30-2018, 01:02 PM   #7872
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No you didn't!!! lol
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Old 10-31-2018, 09:49 PM   #7873
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Such a waste.

I agree!
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Old 10-31-2018, 10:06 PM   #7874
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You're such a dork
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Old 11-01-2018, 05:28 AM   #7875
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" My favorite"


Thank you. Mine too!
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