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Old 10-03-2018, 11:42 AM   #801
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Oh hey - I'm trying to reach the remote. Carry on.
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Old 10-03-2018, 11:42 AM   #802
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Ive had better
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Old 10-03-2018, 11:44 AM   #803
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Let me make sure you have a pulse...
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Old 10-03-2018, 11:45 AM   #804
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Sex? WTF is that?
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Old 10-03-2018, 11:58 AM   #805
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Sex? WTF is that?
Its where you stick the hardest part of you..into a woman...and please dont let me hear you shouting..."Daaaaaad!..Ive got me fuckin head stuck!!"...eh?
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:02 PM   #806
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Have we finished?
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:03 PM   #807
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I need a refund..
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:18 PM   #808
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Sorry! Geez, I thought the tat was permanent!
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:19 PM   #809
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Did your mom drop you on your head as a kid?
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:59 PM   #810
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What's for dinner, mom?
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:08 PM   #811
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You cooked that bacon first, right?
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:09 PM   #812
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Did someone open a can of tuna?
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:04 PM   #813
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Is your sister next?
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:09 PM   #814
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Are you gonna put it in?
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Old 10-03-2018, 04:06 PM   #815
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No offense hun but my girlfriend is much tighter.
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:43 PM   #816
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Will you marry me?
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:46 PM   #817
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I dunno maybe I’m gay
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:01 PM   #818
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can we go again... I'll try popping your anal warts this time..
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:05 PM   #819
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...so, what do ya think about Kavanaugh?
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:52 PM   #820
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Oh, stop whining. I told you I sucked like a Hoover. The EMTs will be here soon.
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:55 PM   #821
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I’m a Jehova’s Witness. I really just stopped by to share the Good News, ma’am.
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:15 PM   #822
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Is it ok to wipe my cock on your curtains?
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:18 PM   #823
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Old 10-06-2018, 05:40 PM   #824
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Ruts wrong, Raggy?

(Which is either my best Scooby Doo impression . . . Or the most despicable thing I’ve ever said.)


(It was Scooby.)

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Old 10-06-2018, 06:28 PM   #825
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it was almost as good as sex with my sheep..
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