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Old 09-25-2018, 04:08 PM   #5651
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Roses are red,
I lie on my bed,
And play with myself
Thinking of somebody else.
As my fingertips flutter
I hear him uncover
The garments I’ve hidden,
My scent is forbidden…
I reach for my rabbit,
Turn it on out of habit,
Then the clit teaser
Kidnaps my reason.
There is a storm
Ravaging my form,
Making me crazy.
Makes my world hazy.
Then I come apart
With a cry in the dark
And flood my bed...
Roses are red.
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Old 09-25-2018, 05:56 PM   #5652
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Roses are red
Or so she said
She promised forever
But then she fled
It's hard to imagine the heat we shared
When all along she never cared
She called and texted 50 times a day
Perhaps she thought I was gonna stray
I guess what she didn't realize was the depth of my feeling
Her walking away sent me reeling
The hours and hours we talked on the phone
Tough to go from that to all alone
There was a time we were each other's pleasure
Now I look and look but can't find my treasure
She says she hurts too but had to let go
It scared her shitless that I penetrated her soul
It would be interesting if this was a tale of real life
Or after all these years I divorced my wife
Neither is true, perhaps you've heard
I so enjoy manipulating the written word
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Old 10-02-2018, 09:34 PM   #5653
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm far from perfect,
But maybe I'll do.
I can't do magic
Or put you in a trance,
But can I interest you
In a practiced lap dance?
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Old 10-02-2018, 09:49 PM   #5654
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Roses are red
A nice crimson hue
The same as my cheeks
When you spank me too.
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Old 10-02-2018, 10:20 PM   #5655
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Unbelievable the joy I draw from you
Smart funny and sexy, you're more than enough
When in your evening gown or laying there in the buff
What goes through my mind would put porn to shame
Ooops damn I think I just came!
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Old 10-02-2018, 10:21 PM   #5656
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Rose's are red
like LadyZ's
lipstick when she's on her knees.


Can't tear my eyes away
Fixated on that flirty sway
of hip and lips that say:
"You and me gonna hit the hay!"


Then the song ends
and my trance is wrecked.
"Don't worry," she says.
Practice makes perfect!
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:30 PM   #5657
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Roses are red,
He makes me want.
He makes the world brighter.
My dreams, he haunts.

Slick from my center
Dampens the sheets,
Where cool air reigned
His aura hotly seeps.

My nipples pebble
Simply from knowing
I may hear in my dreams
Hints he’s bestowing.

In a tangle of bedding,
My thoughts are burning…
The air is thick.
I’m still learning.
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:40 PM   #5658
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Roses are red
The scent make her spasm
Open her petals
And see her orgasm
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Old 10-06-2018, 03:01 PM   #5659
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Roses are red, the weekend is hectic.
I need some memoirs to fill in the void!
Thinking of a certain acquaintance,
I’d really like to turn up the noise.

I want to have a weekend in Rio
To dance samba till the night turns to day.
I love the bejeweled glittering tops
That encourages bare nipples to play.

The music and the lights in the nightclub,
Bodies moving in tandem enough
To feel the beat live inside my body:
Movement is like having sex standing up…

It’s a treat that lasts long past the weekend.
It’s a memory my body won’t erase…
I want to have a weekend in Rio
To dance samba till the night turns to day.
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Old 10-06-2018, 04:21 PM   #5660
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Roses are red.
But if your acquaintance doesn't show,
please consider me.
I'll soften the blow.


I may not be a pro at the samba,
but we can get caught up in the night.
Music and nipples and lights and drama
Until the world blurs 'cept you in my sight.


Like the background around us
our bodies blur
into one another.
I'm a steed. You're the spur


that drives us into a heady gallop.
Legs entangled and backs bucking.
Some call it making love
but we're outright fucking.


Now the daylight peeks at us
Ajumble in our pile of limbs.
We forgot to samba but there's a plus!
We lost ourselves in other sins.
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Old 10-06-2018, 05:48 PM   #5661
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Roses are red
Tulips are pink
And two lips right THERE?!?!
Would be quite the kink.
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Old 10-08-2018, 12:28 PM   #5662
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We’re destroying the bed…
Dreams really do come true!
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Old 10-08-2018, 12:32 PM   #5663
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Roses are red
and the bed is destroyed.
That and the balcony
keeps the carpenter employed.
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Old 10-08-2018, 12:35 PM   #5664
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Roses are red,
Violets bite.
Come play with me
The rest of the night.
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Old 10-08-2018, 02:59 PM   #5665
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Roses are red,
Violets are better.
Playing with you
Just makes me wetter.
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Violets are blue. Wait!
Is the rule 'roses are red?"
It's fun breaking rules
with you instead.
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Old 10-08-2018, 03:40 PM   #5667
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Roses are red,
It went to his head...
Now he's wandering around
Without making a sound.
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Roses are red
but that's not the scent
that went to my head.
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Roses are red,
I'm caught in a web.
I need to decipher
All that he said.
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Roses are red,
It’s almost Halloween!
I put on my witch’s hat
And crank the dream…
I don’t really care
To celebrate
Eyes that just stare,
And athamé’s used to stake!
But I have to admit
That there’s some charm
In men who wear costumes
Like they’re uniforms.
I don’t know how
Candy fits in there,
But I’ll buy a bunch now
And then I’ll share.
Assless chaps showing hot seats,
Are a treat for any Genie!
Tricks and lots of luscious treats,
And loads of Halloweenies.
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