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Old 08-16-2006, 12:45 AM   #26
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I was wondering how volatile Spare is ...
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and I can vouch for the volatile bit
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:56 AM   #27
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and I can vouch for the volatile bit
Really! uh..... maybe TMI for us.....
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:45 AM   #28
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51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
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Behave me according to the point ,please..
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:49 AM   #29
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I have. I'm curious...in what ways did I remind you of the wife?
K,Jazzy do you think he does love his wife?
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:31 AM   #30
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Oh Cotties, you know it takes alot more than that to offend me! I was just curious since you brought it up. I guess that does sound like me! Just not the really weird psychotic episodes though, ok? I'm more laid back than that.
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I know its not funny...[sorry I am laughing only because you have].. I'm not sure...you just did...several times....forgive me...she was attractive and strong minded ..sorry Jazz if I offended...
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:33 AM   #31
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That sounds like you, Spare! So, how about an adventure some time?
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51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement! you radiate.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:33 AM   #32
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I was wondering if I could channel that energy into something really productive...
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:15 AM   #33
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31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone
who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust In your friends, but equally that it takes yo u a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:39 AM   #34
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(52) 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:08 PM   #35
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(52) 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
because of the excitement! you radiate.

Now there's a surprise ------ NOT !!!
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:23 PM   #36
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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:24 PM   #37
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I was wondering if I could channel that energy into something really productive...
You are doing that,aren't you?
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:28 PM   #38
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31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone
who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust In your friends, but equally that it takes yo u a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.


I got a 38. After reading what the score means I can really see myself in there.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:36 PM   #39
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The running past the men reminded me of you, the wild sex she had [also like my wife] made me laugh so hard and yes...even some of the crazy moments she had...what ever her name is I thought she acted very well..
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Oh Cotties, you know it takes alot more than that to offend me! I was just curious since you brought it up. I guess that does sound like me! Just not the really weird psychotic episodes though, ok? I'm more laid back than that.
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:52 PM   #40
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51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement! you radiate.
I can feel the excitement radiating all the way over here
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:14 AM   #41
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Now there's a surprise ------ NOT !!!
Laffs! Right back at ya!
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Old 08-17-2006, 03:02 PM   #42
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damn..my pencil broke - good. nowhere does it say anyone is horny
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:37 PM   #43
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:49 PM   #44
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POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

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51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:56 PM   #45
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Yep, me too. High Five bro!
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:57 PM   #46
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48... interesting
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Old 10-10-2018, 06:07 PM   #47
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POINTS:
1. (a) 2
2. (c) 7
3. (b) 2
4. (d) 1
5. (c) 3
6. (b) 4
7. (a) 6
8. (a) 6
9. (b) 6
10. (a) 4

Now add up the total number of points.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
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Old 10-10-2018, 06:41 PM   #48
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51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:58 PM   #50
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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
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