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Old 10-03-2018, 11:33 PM   #11001
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I don’t remember...
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:54 AM   #11002
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OH left for his weekend with the lads.
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:58 AM   #11003
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Some retail therapy ...
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:46 AM   #11004
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Waiting for this satnav update ... and still waiting
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:24 AM   #11005
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Getting ready for another long busy day!
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Old 10-04-2018, 10:46 AM   #11006
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my usual morning breakfast
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:57 PM   #11007
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Loading the RV for game day and grilling cheeseburgers
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:45 PM   #11008
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Same thing as now. Watching karate practice.
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:56 PM   #11009
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Soccer practice
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Old 10-06-2018, 08:14 AM   #11010
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Me and tready had a date.....left me sweaty as usual
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Old 10-06-2018, 10:55 AM   #11011
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Old 10-06-2018, 06:31 PM   #11012
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Old 10-06-2018, 07:53 PM   #11013
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Old 10-06-2018, 08:46 PM   #11014
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Old 10-06-2018, 09:18 PM   #11015
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Talking to my old university roommate and giggling about all the trouble we got ourselves into. Fun times
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Old 10-06-2018, 10:06 PM   #11016
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Driving home from the city, what a great day!! A perfect thanksgiving day
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Old 10-06-2018, 10:15 PM   #11017
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Pretty much what I'm doing now except, I have one more friend
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Old 10-06-2018, 10:16 PM   #11018
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:11 AM   #11019
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:46 AM   #11020
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Old 10-08-2018, 11:19 AM   #11021
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making the best cornbread I've ever made in my life... I'm not even sure what all I put in it..
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Old 10-08-2018, 12:29 PM   #11022
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Civet-processed corn kernels??
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Old 10-08-2018, 12:43 PM   #11023
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Old 10-08-2018, 03:33 PM   #11024
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:59 AM   #11025
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