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Old 10-10-2018, 08:22 PM   #2276
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:15 PM   #2277
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...remembering something I needed to do.
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Old 10-11-2018, 02:08 AM   #2278
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:43 PM   #2279
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It's too early to say, but so far the worst was getting out of bed.
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Old 10-13-2018, 08:07 PM   #2280
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Returned to my Saturday job....I sure missed it! Something peaceful about being surrounded by books
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Old 10-13-2018, 08:08 PM   #2281
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Old 10-13-2018, 08:10 PM   #2282
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Old 10-13-2018, 08:19 PM   #2283
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Old 10-13-2018, 08:28 PM   #2284
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:07 AM   #2285
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Old 11-23-2018, 01:16 PM   #2286
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...to make homemade chicken and dumplings... they were delicious..
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Old 11-23-2018, 01:17 PM   #2287
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Old 11-23-2018, 02:07 PM   #2288
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use paper plates and disposable utensil
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Old 11-23-2018, 06:56 PM   #2289
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To dose up and just go..
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Old 11-23-2018, 08:12 PM   #2290
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Fall cleaning is done and tree set up,,,,love the first week with the tree!
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Old 11-24-2018, 12:38 AM   #2291
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Old 11-29-2018, 06:19 PM   #2292
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Old 11-30-2018, 09:15 PM   #2293
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Cheeseburger's & cold beer I am comforted
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Old 11-30-2018, 09:20 PM   #2294
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I try not to make many decisions anymore... I just follow the flow.
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Old 11-30-2018, 09:24 PM   #2295
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Old 12-01-2018, 02:54 AM   #2296
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Signing in on here first thing in the morning and getting turned on by a man before even leaving bed
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Old 12-02-2018, 11:50 PM   #2297
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:22 AM   #2298
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Old 12-03-2018, 03:47 AM   #2299
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Old 12-04-2018, 05:37 PM   #2300
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