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Old 10-11-2018, 10:42 AM   #8901
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:21 AM   #8902
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Tropical Storm with possible tornados
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:26 PM   #8903
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91 degrees F, hurricane scudded by to the west humidity, not gonna be cool for weeks.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:03 AM   #8904
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:07 AM   #8905
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:02 AM   #8906
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50 miles per hour winds. Projectiles hitting my windows.
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:28 AM   #8907
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:11 AM   #8908
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Old 10-19-2018, 08:19 PM   #8909
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Finally some fall in the air and not 90
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:56 PM   #8910
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:03 PM   #8911
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Cloudy, cool and rainy.
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Old 10-21-2018, 09:51 AM   #8912
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Another beautiful harvest day!
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Old 11-02-2018, 03:50 AM   #8913
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:41 AM   #8914
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perfection!
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Old 11-02-2018, 12:26 PM   #8915
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Temps between 58 and 85 degrees. Not bad for November.
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Old 11-02-2018, 04:47 PM   #8916
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Old 11-02-2018, 04:59 PM   #8917
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:41 PM   #8918
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In the low 50's
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:41 PM   #8919
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BRRRR. Hop under this blanket with me FG!
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:31 PM   #8920
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2 feet of fresh snow, and it's perfect snowman making snow. Anyone?
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:34 PM   #8921
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:35 PM   #8922
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I have rain - you lucky lady!
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Old 11-30-2018, 08:16 PM   #8923
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Finally got in the 60's Dix has been freezing her ass this week shut the damn door up there brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:16 PM   #8924
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:55 PM   #8925
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