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Old 10-09-2018, 03:40 PM   #39951
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Oh but Bluesky my dear I remember a time
We spent the day in here playing with the rhyme
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Old 10-09-2018, 03:46 PM   #39952
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My days of rhyming seemed to have left me
But I'm back to have a go like a busy little bee
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Old 10-09-2018, 03:48 PM   #39953
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Busy bee with woman power?
Let's chase each other to the nearest flower!
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Old 10-09-2018, 03:49 PM   #39954
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Everyone of your rhymes I've always liked
You'll be fine it's like riding a bike
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Old 10-09-2018, 07:07 PM   #39955
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Nothing's as hot as the RisingSun!
Forget your inhibitions and have some fun
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Old 10-09-2018, 07:15 PM   #39956
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So nice what you said, very nice to hear
Me inhibitions? Oh Lady I have no fear!
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:28 PM   #39957
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Rising Sun has a PhD
In life and love and decency
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:30 PM   #39958
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Is it LadyZee or LadyZed
I’d take either of them to my bed
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:37 PM   #39959
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One of the best kept secrets of Skwerty
Is his determination to be flirty.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:26 PM   #39960
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Impressed by the wordsmith "Z" Lady,
Intelligent, and definitely not shady...
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:48 PM   #39961
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It's fun to post with msu!
His imagery and style are in brilliant hue.
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:52 PM   #39962
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LadyZ can flirt like crazy
I hope she doesn’t drive me insaney
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:54 PM   #39963
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Skwerty's face can smooth or roughen
Word on the street is I look like his cousin
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:55 PM   #39964
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Skwerty is a posting Squire!
His rhyming leaves a little to be desired.
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:56 PM   #39965
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LadyZ can rhythm and rhyme
I used to be good just give me time
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:57 PM   #39966
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LadyZ has insanely tight pants, see?

It's not just her mind that enchants me.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:02 PM   #39967
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Rob is on the chase, naughty thoughts on his mind
He doesn't hide the fact that LadyZ is his kind
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:08 PM   #39968
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Rising Sun is a rising star!

He flirts with the flirts & resets the bar.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:11 PM   #39969
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LadyZ has been popular since joining the site
She adds to her friends list almost every night!
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:12 PM   #39970
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Rising Sun enjoys personality plus!
He's a fun guy who posts with all of us.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:26 PM   #39971
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I wonder if she's wearing underwear?
BTW Flattery will get you everywhere!
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:27 PM   #39972
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Lady Z? More like Lady Zing
Excuse me while I go do a very bad thing.
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:26 AM   #39973
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Being from North Carolina I bet you're sick of the rain
Too bad you can't turn on a switch and send it down the drain
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Old 10-12-2018, 06:16 PM   #39974
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Bryan has been here for quite some time!
I hear he's everybody's favorite valentine.
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Old 10-12-2018, 06:18 PM   #39975
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LadyZ knows how to flirt
But will she make me lose my shirt?
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