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Old 05-27-2017, 01:52 PM   #426
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Old 05-27-2017, 01:58 PM   #427
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This guy just attracted the MOAB chick (Mother of All Bitches)!

It's worth a view~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSTVp6a19A
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Old 05-27-2017, 02:07 PM   #428
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and her dirty hippy friends

LMAO! Cotties you are so pushing your luck with "Ms Jill" ...She has friends "Down Under" that owe her favors...

Something about -- "exterminators that create (their) jobs" ...think yellow jacket infections delivered~

And now you see the rest of the story ...it's called "Jill's Revenge" 1 -800 -666-6969 and they'll bring 'em and bag 'em when they're done~

Nevertheless, I'll enjoy the Jill & Cotties smack down while it lasts ...thanks!
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:09 PM   #429
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:14 PM   #430
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people who understand how deeply I am broken but can live with my particular flavor of brokenness.
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:24 PM   #431
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inanimate objects.
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Old 09-30-2018, 11:02 PM   #432
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I don't attract... I am attracted to.
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:06 PM   #433
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Old 10-26-2018, 11:11 PM   #434
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the non-existent ones..
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:11 AM   #435
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They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky.
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:28 AM   #436
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So far they have all been good to me
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:37 AM   #437
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All the best kind I hope
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Old 10-27-2018, 04:16 AM   #438
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Idiots it seems
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Idiots it seems
Hi.. have we met??
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Old 10-27-2018, 05:12 PM   #440
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Currently more men than I'm comfortable with
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Old 10-27-2018, 05:13 PM   #441
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Currently more men than I'm comfortable with
It will get worse here hehe
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Old 10-27-2018, 05:14 PM   #442
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Currently more men than I'm comfortable with
you'd rather attract women?
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you'd rather attract women?
At least there should be a fair mix for me not to feel like the only prey
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Old 10-27-2018, 05:17 PM   #444
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At least there should be a fair mix for me not to feel like the only prey
Some here have multiple targets
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Old 10-28-2018, 10:38 AM   #445
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The special kind, that keeps things nutty and fun and friendly and real!
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Old 10-28-2018, 01:02 PM   #446
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Honestly, no idea. Seems that no one is attracted to me. If they are why am I home alone? HAHAHA
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Old 10-28-2018, 04:54 PM   #447
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I've attracted many differing types. Hmm.. I cant seem to find many similarities.. It's okay though.. I like variety.
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