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Old 05-27-2017, 12:52 PM   #426
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Old 05-27-2017, 12:58 PM   #427
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This guy just attracted the MOAB chick (Mother of All Bitches)!

It's worth a view~

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Old 05-27-2017, 01:07 PM   #428
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and her dirty hippy friends

LMAO! Cotties you are so pushing your luck with "Ms Jill" ...She has friends "Down Under" that owe her favors...

Something about -- "exterminators that create (their) jobs" ...think yellow jacket infections delivered~

And now you see the rest of the story ...it's called "Jill's Revenge" 1 -800 -666-6969 and they'll bring 'em and bag 'em when they're done~

Nevertheless, I'll enjoy the Jill & Cotties smack down while it lasts ...thanks!
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Old 09-30-2018, 09:09 PM   #429
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Old 09-30-2018, 09:14 PM   #430
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Old 09-30-2018, 09:24 PM   #431
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:02 PM   #432
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:06 PM   #433
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