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Old 05-13-2008, 10:32 PM   #26
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LOL! Uh oh............


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Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)

hmmmm..................
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:34 PM   #27
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LOL! Uh oh............
WHAT???? Unstable WAS a close second baby..........you shouldn't feel TOO bad!!!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:35 PM   #28
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I'm not artsy! Am I? Hang on let me THINK about that.....


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Old 05-13-2008, 10:37 PM   #29
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so, if i attract unstable people...what does that make my wife!!! LOL
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:38 PM   #30
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I'm not artsy! Am I? Hang on let me THINK about that.....

well...........You're NOT untable (too much)
and your'e NOT a yuppie, redneck, geek or model...........so WHAT else WOULD you be?
yeah baby..........you're creative......and an original thinker..........ie. artsy. Even if you DON'T doodle too much!

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Old 05-13-2008, 10:39 PM   #31
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:41 PM   #32
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I'm about to go doodle in the shower thinking about your pics, does that count?

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well...........You're NOT untable (too much)

and your'e NOT a yuppie, redneck, geek or model...........so WHAT else WOULD you be?
yeah baby..........you're creative......and an original thinker..........ie. artsy. Even if you DON'T doodle too much!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:42 PM   #33
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So you attract the UNEXPECTED type people do ya?

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Old 05-13-2008, 10:44 PM   #34
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:45 PM   #35
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So you attract the attractable? But they're unexpected?


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Old 05-13-2008, 10:46 PM   #36
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:47 PM   #37
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I'm about to go doodle in the shower thinking about your pics, does that count?
ummm.............yeah i spose that could be considered artsy. Make it into a smiley face and there ya go!!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:48 PM   #38
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One smiley face, cumming right up.

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Old 05-13-2008, 10:49 PM   #39
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:05 PM   #40
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:32 PM   #41
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well at least now I know what my problem is... why I am not attracting any male attention at this site.. there are very few geeks here... if any at all...

*pouting yet again.. lol.. whatevah... still going to have fun...
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:07 AM   #42
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I ATTRACT GEEKS!!! How did THAT happen? What do I need to do differently? I am in serious trouble...
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:08 AM   #43
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thats because u like to hump hard drives
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thats because u like to hump hard drives



I think you're on to something...
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LMAO! You're new here, aren't you?
You're so bad!....hmmm, I've heard that before somewhere.

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Old 05-14-2008, 03:34 AM   #47
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Your Result: You attract geeks!


Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.



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Your Result: You attract Yuppies!

You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.
ok..i think i resent that remark..pfft....so not a yuppy!
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I attract unstable people!!!! lol
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I usually attract the attractive but insecure types. Great on the outside, not so much on the inside. Or maybe this is what I am attracted to. At least this is in real life.
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