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Old 08-13-2008, 11:23 AM   #26
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:25 AM   #27
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:26 AM   #28
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:28 AM   #29
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:31 AM   #30
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This is a fun thread. Thanks Sarge!!
Started my day out with some good laughs.
Unfortunately, have to go to work now.



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Old 08-13-2008, 11:39 AM   #33
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:41 AM   #34
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The never ending orgasm (story)
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:51 AM   #37
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:54 AM   #38
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How to lose a guy in ten orgasms (days)
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:57 AM   #39
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:59 AM   #40
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:01 PM   #41
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:03 PM   #42
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:31 PM   #43
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Orgasm Club (Breakfast Club)
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:47 PM   #44
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:54 PM   #45
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Grumpy Old Orgasm (Grumpy Old Men)
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:58 PM   #46
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40 days and 40 nights (of orgasms)
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:51 PM   #47
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